英語經典笑話5篇

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　　英語經典笑話：CD Player

While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?

That means, she said, that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal - that is, into music.

In other words this CD player plays CDs.

Exactly.

CD唱機

在購買我的第一部CD唱機時，我能夠解讀推銷標記上面的大多數技術語言。但是有一個標示卻讓我頗爲迷惑，於是我叫過銷售商，問道：‘混合脈衝D/A變換器’是什麼意思?

它的意思是，她說，這個機器能夠讀CD碟上加碼的數字信息，將它轉換成聲音信息-也就是說，轉換成音樂。

換句話說，這個CD唱機能夠播放CD碟。

正是如此。

　　英語經典笑話：Too Smart for Dad

Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?

You did, admitted the boyfriend, it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you.

The father muttered, Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!

青出於藍

小夥子，父親在樓梯口板着臉說道，鬧鐘敲了四下，你才把我女兒帶回來，我沒聽錯吧?

是的，男孩承認說，鬧鐘本來是要敲11下，但我拽住了鐘擺，以免影響您。

父親低咕道：奇怪，我談戀愛時怎麼沒想到這一着呢!

　　英語經典笑話：

Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words.

One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.

After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.

從前，有個人很富有，但他不識字。 一天，他的一位朋友想向他借一頭公牛，便寫了個條，讓僕人送到富人那裏。

僕人把條子給了富人。富人便假裝看了一會兒，然後說道：好啦，我知道了。回去告訴你的主人，我馬上自己過去。

　　英語經典笑話：

Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. As long as you're asleep, it read, you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired.

我的同事有好幾小時不見人了。我們瘋了地到處找他。最後老闆發現，他正在睡大覺。沒叫醒他，老闆悄無聲息地在我的同事的胸前放了個紙條。睡覺時，條上寫着，你是我的員工，醒來你就不是了。英語經典笑話：死於肝癌的人100%都吃飯

Wife:You rding to te statistics on the paper 80% of

those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.

妻子：你瞧，根據這報上登的統計數字，那些死於肝癌的人有80%都喝酒。

Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat

meals.

丈夫：那就不錯了。據我調查，所有這些人都吃飯呢。

　　英語經典笑話：我是單身漢

Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.

傑克騎車摔傷，去醫院治療。一位年輕美貌的護士拿着表格讓填。 傑克填好後遞上表格。

"Anything else?"The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thinks for a while and said "l'm a bachelor."

“還有什麼漏填的?”護士問。“有!”傑克想了想說，“我是個單身漢。”