經典短篇英語笑話精選
笑話內含着醜與美的矛盾衝突,反映了嚴肅主題,充滿平民大衆樸素的審美理想。下面是本站小編帶來的短篇英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
期末考試(中英)
Maxine, the platinum blonde, reported for her final examination which consisted of Yes/No answers. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper, and then in a bit of inspiration, took a quarter out of her purse. She started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet" Yes" for heads and "No" for tails. Within 30 minutes she was all done whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out. During the last few minutes of the exam period，Maxine frantically started flipping the coin again.
麥西尼有一頭銀白色秀髮，正在參加期末考試，試卷上的題目只有“對”和“不對”兩種答案。她在考場裏坐了下來開始答卷，這時她靈機一動，從錢包裏拿出了一枚兩角五分的硬幣，往上拋硬幣，出現正面就填“對”，反面就填“不對”。只用了30分鐘的時間，她就做完了，而此時別的同學還在冥思苦想。但離考試完畢還有最後幾分鐘時，麥西尼又開始瘋狂地拋硬幣。
The moderator, concerned about what she was doing, stopped by her desk and asked if she was ok.
監考官對她的所作所爲很好奇，便走到她的桌旁，問她是否有問題。
"Oh yes, I' m fine. I finished the exam a half hour ago一but,”explaining the frantic coin tossing, "I' m going back through and checking my answers!”
“我還好，半小時前我就答完了，現在我想從後往前的再檢查一遍。”她這樣解釋拋硬幣的原因。
短篇英語笑話閱讀金婚紀念日(中英)
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
一對夫婦正在慶祝他們的金婚紀念日，他們多年平靜的生活，成爲小鎮上流傳的佳話，一個小報記者要求採訪他們這段長久而幸福的婚姻的祕密。
"Well，it dates back to our honeymoon,”explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, ‘That's once' proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, `That's twice.’We hadn't gone a half一mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, `That's once'.”
“這要從我們的蜜月說起，”男的說，“我們去旅行了大峽谷，而且用騾子馱着行李走到了谷底，我們沒有走多遠，我妻子的騾子就跌倒了，妻子平靜地說:‘這是一次’。我們繼續走遠了一些，騾子又跌倒了，我妻子又平靜地說:‘這是第二次’。我們又走了不到半里，騾子第三次跌倒，我妻子從揹包裏拿出了手槍，射死了那頭騾子。始想去阻止她這樣對待那頭騾子，可她看着我平靜地說‘這是第一次”，。
短篇英語笑話學習訃告(中英)
A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead.” The man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are allowed to print six words.” The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.”
一個男人死了，他的妻子給報社打電話要刊登一個訃告。她接通了負責刊登訃告的部門的電話說:“我想刊登這句話:博尼死了。”報社負責人說:"25美元您可以刊登6個字。”妻子想了想說:“好吧，那就這樣登:博尼死了，本田車出售。”
短篇英語笑話欣賞運氣太差(中英)
Sadie's husband Jake has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night.
莎迪的丈夫傑克已經昏迷好幾個月了，他忠實的妻子不分晝夜地陪在他的牀邊。
one night, Jake comes to and motions for her to come closer. He says, "My Sadie, you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what, Sadie?"
一天晚上，傑克甦醒過來，示意他的妻子離近些，然後他說:“我的莎迪，你和我一起歷經了多少的苦難呀，當我失業的時候，你在一旁支持我;當我生意失敗的時候，你在一旁陪伴我;當我被打傷的時候，你在一旁陪伴我;當我們失去房產時，你在一旁陪伴我;當我生病的時候，你依舊在我的身邊。你知道嗎，莎迪?”
"What dear?" she asked gently.
“什麼，親愛的?”莎迪輕聲地問。
"I think you're bad luck.”
“我覺得你的運氣太差了。”
