經典的短篇英文笑話
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。本站小編整理了經典的短篇英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
persistance
returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by sara, our four-year-old daughter. "daddy, who won the golf game? you or uncle richie?"
"uncle richie and i don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "we just play to have fun."
undaunted, sare said, "okay, daddy, who had more fun?"
纏住不放
丈夫打完高爾夫球回來，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去。“爸爸，誰贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔?”
“我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是爲贏，”丈夫推諉說。“我們打球只是爲了好玩而已。”
莎拉毫不氣餒，又問：“那麼，爸爸，誰覺得更好玩呢?”
經典的短篇英文笑話篇二a thank-you letter
"Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?"
"Yes, Mum."
"Your handwriting seems very large."
"Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing very loud."
“是的，媽媽。”
“你的字好象寫得太大了。”
“嗯，爺爺的耳朵不好，所以我寫得大聲點兒。”
H2O
Teacher: What is the chemical formula ofwater?
Student: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said H to O.
老師：水的化學分子式是什麼?
學生：HIJKLMNO。
老師：你在說什麼?
學生：你昨天說的從H到O。
經典的短篇英文笑話篇三Bachelor
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
傑克騎車摔傷，得住院治療。一位年輕美貌的護士拿着表格讓填。仞傑克填好遞上表格"還有什麼漏填的?"護士問. "有!"傑克想了想說，"我是個單身漢."
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