少兒經典英語小笑話短篇

英語笑話有很多都具有諷刺性和娛樂性。其趣味有高下之分，下面就給大家分享一下英語笑話，僅供參考

　　我在等我的祕書

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - if I Am a Manager.

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

"I am waiting for my secretary," was the boy's answer.

一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經理”爲題寫一篇作文。

所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他爲什麼不寫。

“我在等我的祕書”。那孩子答道。

　　I you she

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.

When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student. His father got angry and said, I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes, he said proudly, I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

彼得是個聰明的孩子。在學校的第一天，他學了三個詞：我，你，她。老師教他如何用這三個詞造句子。老師說：我，我是你的老師;(然後指着一個女孩)她，她是你的同學;你，你是我的學生。

彼得回到家裏，爸爸問他學了什麼。彼得馬上說：我，我是你的老師;(然後指着他的媽媽)她，她是你的同學;你，你是我的學生。他的爸爸聽了非常生氣，說：我，我是你的爸爸;(然後指着他的妻子)她，她是你的媽媽;你，你是我的兒子。

第二天，老師問彼得是否用心學那三個詞了。是的，彼得自豪地說，我，我是你的爸爸;(然後指着一個女孩)她，她是你的媽媽;你，你是我的兒子。

　　The teacher's pest 老師的調皮學生

It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot.

Josie is bored with school. She prefers to be at the beach with the tide.

She cannot sit in her seat. She cannot stop talking.

While the teacher writes on the board, Josie gets up and talks to one of her intimate friends. The teacher, Mr. Rolla, hears the noise and says. "Josie, sit down and be quiet." Josie sits down. Mr. Rolla continues with the lessons. Josie gets up and talks to another friend. "Sit down and be quiet. " Says Mr. Rolla. He is very annoyed with her. Josie continues talking.

"O.K." Mr. Rolla gets furious. "If you want to talk. Then come to the front of the classroom and be the teacher."

"All right, " agrees Josie. She comes to the front of the classroom and says, "Quiet, everyone. I am a new teacher, and I say class dismissed."

六月，太陽高掛天空，天氣非常炎熱。

朱絲對上課很厭煩，她更想在海灘觀看潮起潮落。

她在座位上坐不住，不停地講話。

當老師在黑板上寫字時，朱絲站起來和一個朋友說話，瑞拉老師聽到了，就說：“朱絲，坐下，安靜點。”朱絲坐下來，老師繼續講課，朱絲又站起來和另一個朋友說話。“坐下，安靜點。”可是朱絲又站起來說話，他生氣了。

“如果你想說話，到教師前面來說話吧，你當老師吧。”老師憤怒地說。

“好的，”朱絲說。她走到教室前說：“安靜點，同學們，我是新老師，現在下課。”