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2017-06-04開心一笑:死後的探望
2017-04-19AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布魯克......
開心一笑: 如此增加運動量
2017-06-08開心一笑:FBI的工作 A Case for FBI
2017-05-31ThephoneringsatFBIheadquarters.FBI總部的電話響了。"Hello,isthistheFBI?"“你好,是FBI嗎?”"Yesitis,Whatdoyouwant?"thevoicereplies.一個聲音回答說:“是的,您有什麼事?”"I'mcallingtoreportmyneighborTom.He......
開心一笑:曾經的千萬富翁
2017-04-18Millionaire百萬富翁CEO:"Mywifemadeamillionaireoutofme."主管:我妻子使我成爲百萬富翁。Assistant:"Whatwereyoubefore?"助手:以前你是什麼?CEO:"amultimillionaire."主管:千萬富翁。......
開心一笑:胖就胖吧
2017-06-06開心一笑:小學生的搞怪邏輯推理
2017-05-17Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic.小學四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。"Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsi......
第496期:國外那些讓你會意一笑的酸奶問候語
2019-04-03One:YogurtlidThiswoman'syogurtlidbrightenedherday.這個女人的酸奶蓋兒點亮了她的一天。Evenyogurthassomethingtosay.即使是酸奶也有話要說。yogurtn.酸奶lidn.蓋子Two:snackpacket零食包Thismessagewashiddenun......
開心一笑:如果你不想起牀
2017-06-07開心一笑:討厭吸菸者的原因
2017-06-09開心一笑:超速的理由 Excuse for Speeding
2017-05-27ExcuseforSpeedingHarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover."Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?"thepolicemanyelled.Ourbrakesarenogood-sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!超速的理......
開心一笑:金髮美女的願望
2017-08-29開心一笑:袋鼠到底能跳過高
2017-05-27TheabilityoftheKangarooThezoobuiltaspecialeight-foot-highenclosureforitsnewlyacquiredkangaroo,butthenextmorningtheanimalwasfoundhoppingaroundoutside.Theheightofthefencewasincreasedto15feet,butthekanga......
開心一笑:網上和線上
2017-06-08甲魚:我敢肯定,正當咱們聊天的時候,我老公正在網上呢……乙魚:我懂你的意思啦……我敢打賭,我家那位正在線上呢……......
開心一笑:病人爲什麼大喊
2017-05-06WhyIsHeHowling.他爲什麼喊Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙醫:請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的腳呀!......
開心一笑:懶人絕招
2017-06-07開心一笑:兩天VS三週(讓人無語啊)
2017-06-03開心一笑:你爸爸幫你做作業了嗎?大綱
2017-05-24Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天,蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業,發現他全做對了。Theteacherwasverypleased-andrathersurprised.老師很高興,同時也十分驚......
開心一笑:誰欠誰錢 Who Owes the Money
2017-05-26Alawyer'sdog,runningaboutunleashed,beelinesforabutchershopandstealsaroast.Butchergoestolawyer'sofficeandasks,"Ifadogrunningunleashedstealsapieceofmeatfrommystore,doIhavearighttodemandpaymentfo......
開心一笑:王子和公主的幸福生活
2017-06-07開心一笑: Excellent Skills 做事情的潛規則
2017-04-17AfterfriendsofminelandedatbusyNewwarkAirport,theywereunabletoattracttheattentionofanyporterstohelpwiththeirluggage.Indesperation,thehusbandtookoutafive-dollarbillandwaveditabovethecrowd.Inaninstant,as......
開心一笑:英語笑話之自己做好準備 Get Ready!
2017-05-06Astoryaroundcampushasittahtastudentoncesentatelegramtohisparentsreading:"Mom-flunkedallcourses.Kickedoutofschool.PreparePop."Twodayslaterhereceivedaresponse:"Popprepared.Prepareyourself."校園裏流傳着......
開心一笑:沒問題 No Problem
2017-05-27NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort......
開心一笑:世界上最巧合的10幅照片 閱讀
2017-08-27Smoking抽菸Trumping.吹喇叭'ttouchmynose.別碰我的鼻子。Lunchtime午餐時間Messycat.搗亂的貓咪Myface.我的臉That'swhatIcallbullrunning,orbullswimming.我管那叫做牤牛賽跑或牤牛游泳。Damnbird.該死的鳥。Thea......
開心一笑:這就叫"重聽"
2017-04-19Threeretirees,eachwithahearingloss,weretakingawalkonefineMarchday.有三個退休的老人,都患有重聽。三月裏風和日麗的一天,他們在一起散步。Oneremarkedtotheother,"Windy,ain'tit?"其中一個人對另一個人說:“這天......