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2017-04-17Honey,saidthehusbandtohiswife,Iinvitedafriendhomeforsupper.What?Areyoucrazy?Thehouseisamess,Ihaventbeenshopping,allthedishesaredirty,andIdontfeellikecookingafancymeal!Iknowallthat.Thenwhydidyouinvitea......
開心一笑:錯獻殷勤 Not Funny
2017-05-16Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.在一次晚餐聚會上,一位靦腆的年輕人一直在冥思苦想對女主人說一些好聽的話。Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"......
開心一笑: How Did You Ever Get Here 你是怎樣回來的
2017-04-16Onewintermorning,anemployeeexplainedwhyhehadshownupforwork45minuteslate.一個冬天的早晨,一名僱員解釋他爲什麼遲到了四十五分鐘纔起來上班。"ItwassoslipperyoutthatforeverystepItookahead,Islippedbacktwo."The......
開心一笑:一名偉人 A Great Man
2017-05-26AGreatManTeacher:WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.一名偉人老師:如果莎士比亞還活着,他會是一名偉人嗎?學生:當然。因爲......
開心一笑:失物招領廣告一則 An Ad
2017-05-19Afterabeautifulpurebredpuppywanderedontoourbackporchandmadehimselfathome,myhusbandcomposedanadforthe"Lostandfound"columnofthelocalnewspaper.Itread:"Apuppy,male,approximatelyninemonthsold,nocollar,very......
開心一笑: 我飯後從不工作 I Never Work after Supper
2017-04-17Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn’twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,“It’ssuchanuisancetocomeinfromthefield,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon’twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?”一位......
開心一笑:我想我得配副眼鏡
2017-06-01Patient:Doctor,IthinkIneedglasses.Teller:Youcertainlydo!Thisisabank.病人:“醫生,我想我得配副眼鏡。”銀行職員:“你當然需要!這裏是銀行。”......
開心一笑:十大經典店鋪口號
2017-05-22ideamufflershop:"Noappointmentnecessary,wehearyoucoming."1.一家消聲器店外:“根本不用預約,我們聽到你來了!”ideahotel:"Help!Weneedinn-experiencedpeople."2.酒店門外:“幫幫忙!我們缺少常住小酒館的人。”adeskina......
開心一笑:兩天VS三週(讓人無語啊)
2017-06-03開心一笑: The mean man's party 吝嗇鬼的聚會
2017-04-17Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."一個聲名狼藉的......
開心一笑:婚姻就是這麼一回事
2017-05-18ThisismarriageallaboutMywife-to-beandIwereatthecountyclerk'sofficeforourmarriagelicense.Afterrecordingthevitalinformation—names,datesofbirth,etc.—theclerkhandedmeourlicenseanddeadpanned,"Norefun......
開心一笑:如此鍛鍊
2017-06-04開心一笑:王子和公主的幸福生活
2017-06-07開心一笑:快餐店裏的愛情與假牙
2017-04-19AyoungmansawanelderlycouplesittingdowntolunchatMcDonald's.Henoticedthattheyhadorderedonemeal,andanextradrinkcup.Ashewatched,thegentlemancarefullydividedthehamburgerinhalf,thencountedoutthefries,on......
開心一笑:睡前禱告 bedtime prayer
2017-05-22Juliewassayingherbedtimeprayers."PleaseGod,"shesaid,"MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly."朱莉葉在做睡前禱告。“禱告上帝,”她說,“讓那不勒斯成爲意大利的首都吧。讓那不勒斯成爲意大利的......
開心一笑:成功的鑰匙
2017-06-03開心一笑:尷尬的搭訕 awkward dating
2017-05-08WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom'sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.在湯姆工作的大樓裏有一個咖啡屋,那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有......
開心一笑:吃什麼,你就是什麼
2017-06-04開心一笑:三人同舟 Three Men in a Boat
2017-05-28ThreeMeninaBoatThreemenweresittingonaparkbench.Theoneinthemiddlewasreadinganewspaper;theotherswerepretendingtofish.Theybaitedimaginaryhooks,castlinesandreeledintheircatch.Apassingpolicemanstoppedtowat......
開心一笑:想死的心是一樣的
2017-06-06Thoughthemethodstodiearedifferent,theybothwanttodie.雖然方法不一樣,想死的心是一樣的。......
開心一笑:倔強的路
2017-06-06開心一笑:園藝手套Gardening Gloves
2017-05-05FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
一笑解千愁:意大利冷笑話大揭祕
2024-01-03意大利“Squallide”冷笑話不僅僅是一種語言遊戲,更是對意大利文化和幽默傳統的獨特表達。讓我們一同探索這些通過調皮文字玩弄語言的精緻笑點,透過每一句背後的智慧,感受那份輕鬆和歡愉,爲我們的日常生活增添一抹詼諧的......
開心一笑:聖誕老人才是最後的贏家!
2017-05-30OnChristmasEveSantaClausmetanhonestpoliticianandakindlawyerwhileridingupinanelevatorofaveryexclusivehotel.Justbeforethedoorsopenedthethreeofthemnoticeda1000NTbilllyingonthefloor.Whichoneofthemdoyouthi......
開心一笑:大明星“人模狗樣”的一刻
2017-04-14Frommasteringthedoggypaddletohangingoutofcarwindows,LeonardoDiCaprio,TaylorLautnerandotherstapintotheiranimalinstincts從掌握狗爬式到把頭伸出窗外,萊昂納多•迪卡普里奧,泰勒•洛特納以及其他人都展......