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![開心一笑:跟媽媽一模一樣的女朋友]()
Nomatterwhichgirlshebroughthome,theyoungmanfounddisapprovalfromhismother.Afriendgavehimadvice."Findagirljustlikeyourmother--then,she'sboundtolikeher."Sotheyoungmansearchedandsearched,andfinallyfou......
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![開心一笑:歷史不新鮮]()
Ahistoryteacherandhiswifeweresittingatatable,thewifeaskedAnythingnewatwork,andhereplied:"no,IamteachingHistory."一位歷史老師和他的妻子吃飯。妻子問到工作上有什麼新鮮事。丈夫回答說：沒有，我是教歷史的。......
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![開心一笑:宅女的生活]()
宅女的生活:上班時想睡覺，睡覺時想上班。......
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![開心一笑:把鑰匙給我...]()
AfriendofminewasgivinganEnglishlessontoaclassofadultwhohadrecentlycometoliveintheUnitedStates.Afterplacingquiteanumberofeverydayobjectsonatable,heaskedvariousmembersoftheclasstogivehimtheruler,thebook......
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![開心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 醫生,好疼]()
Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.一個男人坐在酒吧裏痛哭流淚。Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy.Theweepingonesaid,ThedoctorhasjusttoldmeI'llhavetotakethesetabletsfortheresto......
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![開心一笑:送給媽媽的禮物]()
Threesonsdiscussedthegiftstheywereabletogivetheirelderlymother.Thefirstsaid,"Ibuiltabighouseforourmother."Thesecondsaid,"IsentheraMercedeswithadriver."Thethirdsmiledandsaid,"I'vegotyoubothbeat.Rem......
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![開心一笑:你爸爸幫你做作業了嗎?大綱]()
Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。Theteacherwasverypleased-andrathersurprised.老師很高興，同時也十分驚......
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![每日一句口語 第1223期:被輕蔑的時候能平靜的一笑,這是一種自信]()
每日一句口語：Havingacalmsmiletofacewithbeingdisdainedindicateskindofconfidence.——被輕蔑的時候能平靜的一笑，這是一種自信。【知識點講解】disdainevt.鄙視；不屑於做，不願意做例句：Janetlookedathimwithdisdain.珍......
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![開心一笑:一個小女孩的願望]()
AGirl'sWishOnthewayhomeafterwatchingaballetperformance,thekindergartenteacheraskedherstudentswhattheythoughtofit.Thesmallestgirlintheclasssaidshewishedthedancersweretallersothattheywouldnothavetos......
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![開心一笑:吵架可以減肥]()
Twoladieswereshopping.Whentheystartedtodiscusstheirhomelives,onesaid,兩個女人逛商場的時候討論起她們的家庭生活，一個說道："SeemslikeallAlfredandIdoisfight.I'vebeensoupsetthatI'velost20pounds."”好......
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![開心一笑:他真是一個大人物]()
Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一個大人物！“我叔叔下面有1000個人。”“他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的？”“墓地守墓人。”......
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![開心一笑:曾經的千萬富翁]()
Millionaire百萬富翁CEO:"Mywifemadeamillionaireoutofme."主管：我妻子使我成爲百萬富翁。Assistant:"Whatwereyoubefore?"助手：以前你是什麼？CEO:"amultimillionaire."主管：千萬富翁。......
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![生活隨筆：讓你開心一笑的21件小事]()
摘錄：在一個無聊的夜晚調臺時，正好發現某臺有一部你喜歡卻沒有機會去看的電影纔剛剛開始。在擁擠的停車場剛好找到一個正要空出的停車位。ngupthinkingyouhavetogetupandgotowork,butit’saSaturday.當你早上醒來......
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![開心一笑:考試中的"一分一美元"]()
Aprofessorwasgivingabigtestonedaytohisstudents.Hehandedoutallofthetestsandwentbacktohisdesktowait.一天，教授正在給學生們監考。他發下試卷，然後回到講臺前等待。Oncethetestwasoverthestudentsallhandedthetests......
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![開心一笑:不同的飛機,同樣的結果]()
Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
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![開心一笑:The Fourth Element 構成世界的肥皂]()
Teacher:Whatarethefourelementofnature?Student:Fire,air,earth,and...and...Teacher:Andwhat?Justthinkitover,whatdoyouwashyourhandswith?Student:Soap!老師：自然界的四大元素是什麼？學生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。......
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![開心一笑:該退休了]()
也許是該退休的時候了......
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![開心一笑:朋友和好朋友的區別]()
朋友，會在你入夥新居的時候幫忙搬運傢俱；而好朋友，則是當你失意失戀的時候，即使是半夜都能從被窩裏出來陪你去喝酒買醉，並且在你爛醉如泥的時候把你搬回去住處的人......
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![開心一笑:網絡時代]()
按任意"鍵"繼續。......
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![開心一笑:師生問答之我愛炸雞]()
Inclasstheteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.Thenheaskedoneofthestudents,"Whatkindofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"Jackthoughtamoment,thenanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."老師在課堂上向學生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的......
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![開心一笑:死後的探望]()
AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布魯克......
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![開心一笑:洗蘋果的有效方法]()
AUsefulWayFather:Jack,whydoyoudrinksomuchwater?Jack:Ihavejusthadanapple,Dad.Father:What'sthatgottodowithit?Jack:Iforgottowashtheapple.爸爸：傑克，你幹嘛喝這麼多水呀？傑克：我剛纔吃了個蘋果，爸爸。爸爸：可是這......
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![開心一笑:長頸鹿的煩惱]()
長頸鹿的煩惱。......
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![開心一笑:我真正的名字]()
我的孩子叫我“媽咪”，丈夫叫我“寶貝兒”，我的父母叫我“甜心”，我的上司叫我“嘿”。根據維基百科，我真正的名字叫布倫達。......
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![開心一笑:我的病就是什麼]()
Asenileactresswenttoseeadoctor.Thedoctorenquired:“Howoldareyou?”Theactresssaid:“Twenty-two.”Sothedoctorscribbleddownonhercasehistory:“Amnesia.”一個徐娘半老的女演員去看醫生，醫生問：“您的年齡？”女演......
