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2017-06-09開心一笑: 兒子的大腦袋 Big Head
2017-04-16"Allthekidsmakefunofme,"theboycriedtohismother,"TheysayIhaveabighead."“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟媽媽說:“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”"Don'tlistentothem,"hismothercomfortedhim,"Youhaveabea......
開心一笑:FBI的工作 A Case for FBI
2017-05-31ThephoneringsatFBIheadquarters.FBI總部的電話響了。"Hello,isthistheFBI?"“你好,是FBI嗎?”"Yesitis,Whatdoyouwant?"thevoicereplies.一個聲音回答說:“是的,您有什麼事?”"I'mcallingtoreportmyneighborTom.He......
開心一笑:小學生的搞怪邏輯推理
2017-05-17Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic.小學四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。"Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsi......
開心一笑:三人同舟 Three Men in a Boat
2017-05-28ThreeMeninaBoatThreemenweresittingonaparkbench.Theoneinthemiddlewasreadinganewspaper;theotherswerepretendingtofish.Theybaitedimaginaryhooks,castlinesandreeledintheircatch.Apassingpolicemanstoppedtowat......
開心一笑:特別的12件生日禮物
2017-06-09開心一笑:袋鼠到底能跳過高
2017-05-27TheabilityoftheKangarooThezoobuiltaspecialeight-foot-highenclosureforitsnewlyacquiredkangaroo,butthenextmorningtheanimalwasfoundhoppingaroundoutside.Theheightofthefencewasincreasedto15feet,butthekanga......
開心一笑:打獵的技巧 About Hunting
2017-05-25TwoRussianhuntersmeet."Ishotagiganticbearyesterday,"saysIvan."Lookatthehide!""Howdoyoufindsuchhugebears?"Sergeiasks."Easy,"saysIvan."Youstandinfrontofacaveandwhistle.Whenthebearcomesout,youshoot."Week......
開心一笑:別出心裁的墓誌銘
2017-06-05開心一笑:逼真的戲劇 Real Play
2017-05-27RealPlayWhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineper......
開心一笑:兩天VS三週(讓人無語啊)
2017-06-03開心一笑:一封感謝信 A Thank you Note
2017-05-18OnceIreceivedathank-younotefromafriendwhomIhadhelped.Intheenvelopewerefivelotteryticketsthathadbeenscratched,revealingthenumbers."Thankyouverymuchforyourhelp,"thenoteread."Asagift,Iboughtyousomelotter......
開心一笑:時間對豬的意義
2017-05-31Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andperhapstoseehowfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard,holdingapigupinhishands,andlift......
開心一笑:吝嗇鬼的聚會
2017-05-17TheMeanMansParty吝嗇鬼的聚會Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
開心一笑:錯獻殷勤 Not Funny大綱
2017-05-24Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"Whatasmallappetiteyouhavetonight,Mr.Jones.""Tositnexttoyou,"herepliedg......
開心一笑: Excellent Skills 做事情的潛規則
2017-04-17AfterfriendsofminelandedatbusyNewwarkAirport,theywereunabletoattracttheattentionofanyporterstohelpwiththeirluggage.Indesperation,thehusbandtookoutafive-dollarbillandwaveditabovethecrowd.Inaninstant,as......
開心一笑:女兒的音樂課是一筆財富
2017-05-19Jack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome.John:Howisthat?Jack:Theyenabledmetobuytheneighbor'shousesathalfprice.傑克:我女兒的音樂課對我來說就是一筆財富呀。約翰:這是怎麼回事呢?傑克:因爲音樂課使我......
開心一笑:越獄
2017-06-07開心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 醫生,好疼
2017-04-15Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.一個男人坐在酒吧裏痛哭流淚。Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy.Theweepingonesaid,ThedoctorhasjusttoldmeI'llhavetotakethesetabletsfortheresto......
開心一笑:The Fourth Element 構成世界的肥皂
2017-04-17Teacher:Whatarethefourelementofnature?Student:Fire,air,earth,and...and...Teacher:Andwhat?Justthinkitover,whatdoyouwashyourhandswith?Student:Soap!老師:自然界的四大元素是什麼?學生:火、氣、和。。。和。。。......
開心一笑:師生問答之我愛炸雞
2017-05-19Inclasstheteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.Thenheaskedoneofthestudents,"Whatkindofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"Jackthoughtamoment,thenanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."老師在課堂上向學生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的......
開心一笑:精明的主婦
2017-05-28Asmarthousewifewastoldthattherewasakindofstovewhichwouldonlyconsumehalfofthecoalshewasburning.Shewasveryexcited,andsaid:"That'llbeterrific!Sinceonestovecansavehalfofthecoal,ifIbuytwo,nocoalwillben......
開心一笑:保存密碼本的安全地方
2017-06-10My16-year-oldson,Jeff,isaboyanyparentwouldbeproudof--untilyouseethefloorofhisroom,coveredwithlayersofclothes,magazinesandsportsequipment.我的兒子傑弗,十六歲。他是一個令父母感到自豪的孩子,只是你別去看他......
開心一笑:這就叫"重聽"
2017-04-19Threeretirees,eachwithahearingloss,weretakingawalkonefineMarchday.有三個退休的老人,都患有重聽。三月裏風和日麗的一天,他們在一起散步。Oneremarkedtotheother,"Windy,ain'tit?"其中一個人對另一個人說:“這天......
開心一笑:洗髮前後的對比
2017-06-05