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2017-06-09開心一笑:吝嗇鬼的聚會 The Mean Man's Party
2017-05-23TheMeanMansPartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot.......
開心一笑:免費勞動力
2017-04-18AnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasinprison.一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭,他的獨生子正在坐牢。Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthewrotet......
西班牙語冷笑話:你知道哪個國家一笑就爆炸嗎?
2022-06-29-¿Sabescuáleselpaísqueprimeroseríe,yluegoexplota?-你知道哪個國家一笑就爆炸嗎?-Jaaaa.¡POOON!-日本(japón)!哈哈哈,真·笑到爆炸!聲明:雙語文章中,中文翻譯僅代表譯者個人觀點,僅供參考。如有不妥之處,歡迎指正。未經......
開心一笑:別出心裁的墓誌銘
2017-06-05開心一笑:湯姆上學遲到的原因
2017-05-27Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,School-GoSlow.老師:湯姆,您爲什麼每天上學遲到?湯姆:我每次路過拐角,一個路標上面寫着:學校——慢行。......
開心一笑:小學生的搞怪邏輯推理
2017-05-17Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic.小學四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。"Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsi......
開心一笑:網上和線上
2017-06-08甲魚:我敢肯定,正當咱們聊天的時候,我老公正在網上呢……乙魚:我懂你的意思啦……我敢打賭,我家那位正在線上呢……......
開心一笑:胖就胖吧
2017-06-06開心一笑:老夫妻吵嘴
2017-04-18Acoupleofcodgersgotintoaquarrelandcamebeforethelocalmagistrate.Theloser,turningtohisopponentinacombativeframeofmind,cried:"I'lllawyoutotheCircuitCourt."一對性情乖僻的老夫妻發生了爭吵,一直鬧到地方法......
開心一笑:法國和比基尼
2017-04-17Theswimsuitposed(提出,擺姿勢)ontheTstageforthefirsttimein1946atatimewhentheUnitedStatesdidanatomicbombexperimentontheBikiniIsland.Fromthenonthistypeoffemalemini-swimsuitdividedintotwoportionsthathadthesa......
開心一笑:老頭兒賣馬鞍的訣竅
2017-04-17Afterhisbelovedhorsedied,amanwantedtoplaceanadinthenewspaperlikethis:Horsesaddleandbridlefor$vertently(非故意地)thepaperaddedacommatothead,whichreadinstead:Horse,saddleandbridlefor$diatelysomeonerespond......
開心一笑:我充當了右腿的角色
2017-05-13TheRightLegProctor(exceedinglyangry):"Soyouconfessthatthisunfortunatefreshmanwaskickedtothisfrogpondanddrenched?Nowwhatpartdidyoutakeinthisdisgracefulaffair?"Soph.(meekly):"Therightleg,sir."學監(非常生......
開心一笑: How Did You Ever Get Here 你是怎樣回來的
2017-04-16Onewintermorning,anemployeeexplainedwhyhehadshownupforwork45minuteslate.一個冬天的早晨,一名僱員解釋他爲什麼遲到了四十五分鐘纔起來上班。"ItwassoslipperyoutthatforeverystepItookahead,Islippedbacktwo."The......
開心一笑:我整天都在想這你
2017-06-09開心一笑:懶人絕招
2017-06-07開心一笑:怎麼能說我不浪漫呢?
2017-06-09開心一笑:超速的理由 Excuse for Speeding
2017-05-27ExcuseforSpeedingHarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover."Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?"thepolicemanyelled.Ourbrakesarenogood-sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!超速的理......
開心一笑:如果你不想起牀
2017-06-07開心一笑:誤解的悲劇
2017-06-09開心一笑:尷尬的搭訕 awkward dating
2017-05-08WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom'sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.在湯姆工作的大樓裏有一個咖啡屋,那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有......
開心一笑:哈里王子令人捧腹的照片
2017-04-11PrinceHarrygetsphotographedalot,beingahigh-profileroyal.Andwhetherhe'splayingsports,hangingoutwithanimalsorlaughingwithfriends,PrinceHarryisneverafraidtobeexpressive...andoftensilly.作爲一個備受矚......
開心一笑:袋鼠到底能跳過高
2017-05-27TheabilityoftheKangarooThezoobuiltaspecialeight-foot-highenclosureforitsnewlyacquiredkangaroo,butthenextmorningtheanimalwasfoundhoppingaroundoutside.Theheightofthefencewasincreasedto15feet,butthekanga......
開心一笑:病人爲什麼大喊
2017-05-06WhyIsHeHowling.他爲什麼喊Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙醫:請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的腳呀!......
開心一笑:承諾的結果 The consequences大綱
2017-05-24Father:Ipromisedtobuyyouacarifyoupassedyourexamination,andyouhavefailed.Whatwereyoudoinglastterm?父親:我曾向你許諾,如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車,可你卻未能做到。你上學期一直在幹什麼呀?Son:Iwaslearningtod......