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2017-05-16Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.一個商店經理聽見一個店員對顧客說:不,夫人,這會兒沒有,一時半會兒看來也不會有。H......
開心一笑:承諾的結果 The consequences大綱
2017-05-24Father:Ipromisedtobuyyouacarifyoupassedyourexamination,andyouhavefailed.Whatwereyoudoinglastterm?父親:我曾向你許諾,如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車,可你卻未能做到。你上學期一直在幹什麼呀?Son:Iwaslearningtod......
開心一笑:我,你,她 I, You & She
2017-05-31Peterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate......
開心一笑:你的未來靠的是你的夢想
2017-08-29"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams"Sogotosleep“你的未來靠的是你的夢想”,所以做夢去吧......
開心一笑:大明星“人模狗樣”的一刻
2017-04-14Frommasteringthedoggypaddletohangingoutofcarwindows,LeonardoDiCaprio,TaylorLautnerandotherstapintotheiranimalinstincts從掌握狗爬式到把頭伸出窗外,萊昂納多•迪卡普里奧,泰勒•洛特納以及其他人都展......
開心一笑:不同的飛機,同樣的結果
2017-04-18Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
開心一笑:如果你不想起牀
2017-06-07開心一笑:聖誕老人才是最後的贏家!
2017-05-30OnChristmasEveSantaClausmetanhonestpoliticianandakindlawyerwhileridingupinanelevatorofaveryexclusivehotel.Justbeforethedoorsopenedthethreeofthemnoticeda1000NTbilllyingonthefloor.Whichoneofthemdoyouthi......
開心一笑:什麼是好朋友
2017-06-07開心一笑:先學叫爸爸 The Choice of Word
2017-05-28TheChoiceofWordOneday,Johnwasbackhomeafterwork.Hefoundthathiswifewasshakingtheirdaughterwhowasonlyhalfayearold.ShesaidDa-Dytothebabymanytimes.JohnfeltveryhappybecausehethoughthiswifechosethewordDadyto......
開心一笑:英語笑話:基本原則
2017-05-06OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauwasknownofhisdrollsenseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoonefreshmanclass,hesaid,"NowIknowmylecturescanoftenbedryandboring,soIdo......
開心一笑: 水分子式的新奇解釋 The formula for water
2017-04-16Teacher:Whatthechemicalformulaforwateristhe?老師:水的分子式是什麼?Blonde:HIJKLMNO!!花瓶:HIJKLMNO!!Teacher:Whatareyoutalkingabout?老師:你在說什麼?Blonde:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!花瓶:昨天你不是說HtoO嗎?......
開心一笑:不能回答的問題
2017-05-22Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel,whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent'switnesses.這個故事講的是一個咄咄逼人的辯護律師,他慣於儘量去恐嚇對方的證人。Onewitnessrathertendedtoprefacehisrepli......
開心一笑:外表並不重要 Looks Aren't Everything
2017-06-08開心一笑:傳教士買鸚鵡
2017-05-29Apreacherisbuyingaparrot"Areyousureitdoesntscream,yell,orswear?"askedthepreacher."Ohabsolutely.Itsareligiousparrot,"thestorekeeperassureshim."Doyouseethosestringsonhislegs?Whenyoupulltherightone,herec......
開心一笑:太黑了,我看不見
2017-05-28Aftersupper,theparentswerebusyplayingmah-jongwiththeguests.AtthispointthemotherthoughtofsomethingandsaidtohersonwhowaswatchingTV,"Honey,goseeifthekitchenlightisonornot?"Afterawhile,hersonreturnedandsa......
開心一笑:買貓保險的原因
2017-06-08你的主人們把你當寵物養是爲了減少壓力,如果你不能爲主人減少壓力,那麼你會被控告玩忽職守,這就是你爲什麼要買貓保險的原因。......
開心一笑:想象中的貓和老鼠 Cat and Mice
2017-05-08MrsBrownwenttovisitoneofherfriendandcarriedasmallboxwithholespunchedinthetop."What'sinyourbox?"askedthefriend."Acat,"answeredMrsBrown."YouseeI'vebeendreamingaboutmiceatnightandI'msoscared!......
開心一笑:誰在打架? Who was fighting?
2017-05-30Whowasfighting?誰在打架?Mother:Freddie,whyisyourfacesored?Freddie:Iwasrunningupthestreettostopafight.Mother:That'saverynicethingtodo.Whowasfighting?Freddie:MeandJackieSmith.媽媽:弗雷迪,你的臉爲什麼那......
開心一笑:結婚禮物和感謝信
2017-04-17Weattendedtheweddingofanacquaintance'sson.Becausewedidnotknowtheyoungmanorhisbride,wedecidedtosendthemapracticalhouseholdgift,afireextinguisher.Apparently,thecouplemass-producedtheirthank-younotes......
開心一笑:吝嗇鬼的聚會
2017-05-17TheMeanMansParty吝嗇鬼的聚會Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
開心一笑:你從來都沒有那樣吻過我
2017-06-06開心一笑:世界上最噁心的工作
2017-06-09開心一笑:好孩子 Good Boy!大綱
2017-05-24LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說......
開心一笑:熱情好客的小男孩
2017-05-26SoHospitabletheboyis!Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest......