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2017-05-31Frankbelievedthatfivewashisspecialnumber.弗蘭克相信,5是他的幸運數。HewasbornonMay5,hadfivechildrenandlivedat555East55Street.他生在5月5日,有5個孩子,住在東55街555號。Atthetrackonhis55thbirthday,hewassurpri......
開心一笑:女人們愛哭的原因
2017-06-07開心一笑:它們也不敢吭一聲
2017-08-30Amanwastellinghisfriends,"Whenmywifeisinfuriated,shestartsshoutingatme,mychildrenandevenatourdogsandnobodydarestoanswerher."Oneofhisfriendsasked."Andwhenyouareangry,whatdoyoudo?"Themanreplied,"Ia......
開心一笑:在廚房能幫助老爸減肥
2017-06-06開心一笑:一公司的奸商
2017-04-18Whenmyprinter'stypebegantogofaint,Icalledarepairshopwhereafriendlymantoldmethattheprinterprobablyneededonlytobecleaned.由於我的打印機不能打印出清晰的字來,我就打電話給維修部。電話是一位非常和藹的男......
第496期:國外那些讓你會意一笑的酸奶問候語
2019-04-03One:YogurtlidThiswoman'syogurtlidbrightenedherday.這個女人的酸奶蓋兒點亮了她的一天。Evenyogurthassomethingtosay.即使是酸奶也有話要說。yogurtn.酸奶lidn.蓋子Two:snackpacket零食包Thismessagewashiddenun......
開心一笑:學習一門外語的重要性
2017-06-01Acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.一天,一隻貓媽媽領着4只小貓在路上走,卻遇到了一隻大狗。小貓們嚇的蜷縮成了一團,這時貓媽媽吼出了一......
開心一笑:討厭吸菸者的原因
2017-06-09開心一笑:一招區分蘑菇與毒蕈
2017-05-29YoungerScout:HowcanItellthedifferencebetweenamushroomandatoadstool(毒菌)?OlderScout:Justeatonebeforeyougotobed.Ifyouwakeupthenextmorning,itwasamushroom.年少的童子軍:我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區別開呢?年長的童......
萌狗當道,開心一笑
2017-08-15Weaskedyoutoshowoffyourfurbabies,andyoudidn'tdisappoint!Onelookatthesepooches,andyourworrieswillslipaway我們讓你展示下你那毛茸茸的寶貝,你沒讓我失望!一看到這些小狗,你的煩惱就會悄悄溜走ALLEARSHaveyouh......
開心一笑:熱情好客的小男孩
2017-05-26SoHospitabletheboyis!Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest......
開心一笑:什麼是好朋友
2017-06-07開心一笑:兩天VS三週(讓人無語啊)
2017-06-03開心一笑:歡送園長
2017-06-08開心一笑:雙語城市 Bilingual City
2017-05-24ApatroninMontrealcafeturnedonatapinthewashroomandgotscalded."Thisisanoutrage,"hecomplained."ThefaucetmarkedCgavemeboilingwater.""But,Monsieur,Cstandsforchaude—Frenchforhot.Youshouldknowthatifyoulivei......
開心一笑:誤解的悲劇
2017-06-09開心一笑:不要讓我改變飲食
2017-06-09開心一笑: Excellent Skills 做事情的潛規則
2017-04-17AfterfriendsofminelandedatbusyNewwarkAirport,theywereunabletoattracttheattentionofanyporterstohelpwiththeirluggage.Indesperation,thehusbandtookoutafive-dollarbillandwaveditabovethecrowd.Inaninstant,as......
開心一笑:剪掉閒暇時間的頭髮
2017-05-06I'mnothavingitallcutoff沒把頭髮全剪掉啊Milessometimewenttothebarber'sduringworkinghourstohavehishaircut.Butthiswasagainsttheofficerules:clerkshadtohavetheirhaircutintheirowntime.WhileMileswasa......
開心一笑:投票結果是10比1
2017-06-05開心一笑:不小心咬破了自己的舌頭
2017-05-23"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother.“我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。"Yes,dear,"shereplied-"Whydoyouask?"“是的,寶貝”,她回答說,“你問這個幹什麼?”"BecauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!"“因爲......
開心一笑:您的大衣着火了
2017-04-17Themaster,toimpressonhispupilstheneedofthinkingbeforespeaking,toldthemtocountfiftybeforesayinganythingimportant,andonehundredifitwasveryimportant.Thenextdayhewasspeaking,standingwithhisbacktothefire,w......
開心一笑:爲今天而活
2017-06-07開心一笑:不同的飛機,同樣的結果
2017-04-18Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
開心一笑:錯獻殷勤 Not Funny
2017-05-16Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.在一次晚餐聚會上,一位靦腆的年輕人一直在冥思苦想對女主人說一些好聽的話。Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"......