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![開心一笑:什麼都有,你要買什麼?]()
Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.一個商店經理聽見一個店員對顧客說：不，夫人，這會兒沒有，一時半會兒看來也不會有。H......
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![開心一笑:長頸鹿的煩惱]()
長頸鹿的煩惱。......
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![開心一笑:學習一門外語的重要性]()
Acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.一天，一隻貓媽媽領着4只小貓在路上走，卻遇到了一隻大狗。小貓們嚇的蜷縮成了一團，這時貓媽媽吼出了一......
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![開心一笑:我的病就是什麼]()
Asenileactresswenttoseeadoctor.Thedoctorenquired:“Howoldareyou?”Theactresssaid:“Twenty-two.”Sothedoctorscribbleddownonhercasehistory:“Amnesia.”一個徐娘半老的女演員去看醫生，醫生問：“您的年齡？”女演......
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![開心一笑:不同的飛機,同樣的結果]()
Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
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![開心一笑:不小心咬破了自己的舌頭]()
"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother.“我們有毒嗎？”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。"Yes,dear,"shereplied-"Whydoyouask?"“是的，寶貝”，她回答說，“你問這個幹什麼？”"BecauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!"“因爲......
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![開心一笑: A Careless Barber 催命理髮員]()
Barber:Wereyouwearingaredscarfwhenyoucamein?理髮員：你進來時是不是繫着紅圍巾？Customer:No.顧客：沒有呀。Barber:Oh,thenImusthavecutyourthroat.理髮員：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。......
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![開心一笑:那個"甜嘴"老公的真相]()
Berniewasinvitedtohisfriend'shomefordinner.Morris,thehost,precededeveryrequesttohiswifebyendearingterms,callingherHoney,MyLove,Darling,Sweetheart,etc.伯尼被邀請到朋友家吃晚餐。莫里斯，也是請客的主人......
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![開心一笑: The mean man's party 吝嗇鬼的聚會]()
Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."一個聲名狼藉的......
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![開心一笑:法國和比基尼]()
Theswimsuitposed（提出，擺姿勢）ontheTstageforthefirsttimein1946atatimewhentheUnitedStatesdidanatomicbombexperimentontheBikiniIsland.Fromthenonthistypeoffemalemini-swimsuitdividedintotwoportionsthathadthesa......
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![開心一笑: Senior Class 做事不要太較真]()
Duringthedoctor'speriodicvisittomyelderlymother,ItoldhimthatMotherwouldbecelebratingher98thbirthdayinfewdays.Delightedbythenews,hebentdownandgaveherakissfortheoccasion.Hethenannouncedthathe,too,wo......
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![開心一笑:瘋人院 The Looney Bin]()
Lateonenightattheinsaneasylumoneinmateshouted,"IamNapoleon!"Anotheronesaid,"Howdoyouknow?"Thefirstinmatesaid,"Godtoldme!"Justthen,avoicefromanotherroomshouted,"Ididnot!"瘋人院一天晚上，在瘋人院裏，一個病......
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![開心一笑:把鑰匙給我...]()
AfriendofminewasgivinganEnglishlessontoaclassofadultwhohadrecentlycometoliveintheUnitedStates.Afterplacingquiteanumberofeverydayobjectsonatable,heaskedvariousmembersoftheclasstogivehimtheruler,thebook......
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![開心一笑:誤解的悲劇]()
lookout是“當心”的意思，而不是“看外面”，悲劇......
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![開心一笑:金髮美女的願望]()
請賜予我……智商，邏輯，還有開車技術……砰！！......
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![開心一笑:我真正的名字]()
我的孩子叫我“媽咪”，丈夫叫我“寶貝兒”，我的父母叫我“甜心”，我的上司叫我“嘿”。根據維基百科，我真正的名字叫布倫達。......
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![開心一笑: 商店競爭中的佼佼者]()
Threecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue.三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪，旁觀者等着瞧好戲。Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,G......
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![開心一笑:醜女 An Ugly Woman]()
Mike:Myauntwasveryembarrassedwhenshewasaskedtotakeoffhermaskattheparty.邁克：一次舞會上，當大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時，她非常尷尬。Mary:Whywasthat?瑪麗：爲什麼會那樣呢？Mike:Shewasn'twearingone.邁克：她根本就......
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![開心一笑:考試中的"一分一美元"]()
Aprofessorwasgivingabigtestonedaytohisstudents.Hehandedoutallofthetestsandwentbacktohisdesktowait.一天，教授正在給學生們監考。他發下試卷，然後回到講臺前等待。Oncethetestwasoverthestudentsallhandedthetests......
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![開心一笑:保存密碼本的安全地方]()
My16-year-oldson,Jeff,isaboyanyparentwouldbeproudof--untilyouseethefloorofhisroom,coveredwithlayersofclothes,magazinesandsportsequipment.我的兒子傑弗，十六歲。他是一個令父母感到自豪的孩子，只是你別去看他......
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![開心一笑:我們是試用版]()
別指望小孩子完美。我們是試用版！......
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![開心一笑:請朋友吃飯 Friend for Dinner]()
Honey,saidthehusbandtohiswife,Iinvitedafriendhomeforsupper.What?Areyoucrazy?Thehouseisamess,Ihaventbeenshopping,allthedishesaredirty,andIdontfeellikecookingafancymeal!Iknowallthat.Thenwhydidyouinvitea......
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![開心一笑: Talking clock 會說話的鐘]()
Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong（鑼）andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
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![開心一笑:幸運數字5 Lucky Number 5]()
Frankbelievedthatfivewashisspecialnumber.弗蘭克相信,5是他的幸運數。HewasbornonMay5,hadfivechildrenandlivedat555East55Street.他生在5月5日，有５個孩子，住在東55街555號。Atthetrackonhis55thbirthday,hewassurpri......
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![開心一笑:我那英俊的丈夫失蹤了]()
Aladycallsthepolicetoreportherhusbandismissing.Thepolicearriveandaskforadescription.Shetellsthemhe's6foot2inchestall,blondewavyhairandhasasmilethatmakeseverybodylovehim.Thepolicethengotothenextdoorne......
