美國現行20條蠢哭的法律：狗追人犯法？！

Alabama: “Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.”
阿拉巴馬州：“禁止黑熊摔跤比賽。”

Alaska: “In Juneau, Flamingo owners are prohibited from bringing their pet into a Barber Shop.”
阿拉斯加州：“在朱諾，火烈鳥的主人被禁止帶他們的寵物去理髮店。”

Arizona: “It is illegal to refuse a person a glass of water.”
亞利桑那州：“拒絕別人給的一杯水是違法的。”

Arkansas: “It is against the law to Honk a Car Horn at a Sandwich Shop after 9pm.”
阿肯色州：“晚上9點之後在三明治店按汽車喇叭是違法的。”

California: “In El Monte, it is illegal to Own a Pinball Machine.”
加利福尼亞州：“在艾爾蒙特，擁有一架彈珠機是違法的。”

Colorado: “In Boulder, it is illegal to taunt or insult a police officer until he or she asks you to stop.”
科羅拉多州：“在博爾德，奚落或侮辱警察直到他們喊停是違法的。”

Connecticut: “In Meriden, it is prohibited to use a Bean Whistle in public.”
康乃狄克州：“在梅里登，禁止在公共場合吹口哨。”

Delaware: “It is illegal to show an A-rated movie at Drive-in Theatres.”
特拉華州：“在車載DVD中播放限制級影片是違法的。”

Florida: “It is illegal to sell your children.”
佛羅里達州：“出售自己的小孩違法。”

Georgia: “It is illegal for bars to run 2-for-1 deals on alcoholic drinks.”
喬治亞州：“酒吧裏禁止酒精飲料買二送一的活動。”

Hawaii: “You cannot have more than one alcoholic drink in front of you at one time.”
夏威夷：“同一時間，你面前不能有超過一瓶的酒精飲料。”

Indiana: “It is against the law to catch a fish with your bare hands.”
印第安納州：“徒手抓魚是違法的。”

Kentucky: “In Fort Thomas, Dogs are prohibited from chasing people or other animals.”
肯塔基州：“在托馬斯堡，狗被禁止追趕人或其他動物。”

Massachusetts: “In Cambridge, a $50 permit is required to play soccer in the park on Sunday.”
馬薩諸塞州：“在坎布里奇，週末在公園踢足球要有一張50美元的許可證。”

Montana: “In Billings, it is illegal to own a pet rat.”
蒙大拿州：“在比林斯，養寵物鼠是違法的。”

New York: “It is illegal for a group of people to wear masks in public.”
紐約州：“聚衆在公共場合戴面具是違法的。”

Rhode Island: “It is illegal to race horses on the highway.”
羅德島州：“在高速公路上賽馬是違法的。”

South Dakota: “It is illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory.”
南達科他州：“在奶酪廠睡覺是違法的。”

Tennessee: “It is illegal to share your Netflix password with others.”
田納西州：“和別人分享你的Netflix密碼是違法的。”

Wyoming: “It is illegal to use a firearm to fish.”
懷俄明州：“用槍械釣魚是違法的。”