求職者寫在簡歷上的15件最滑稽的事

45%的人力資源經理會說，他們瀏覽每一份求職簡歷的時間平均不會超過1分鐘。一些求職者可能遭到拒絕這很容易理解，因爲他們試圖將自己的個性帶到自己的工作經歷中。但是，在你簡歷的“特殊技能”這塊，你會寫上你的特別才能是太空舞步嗎？

1. Candidate said the more he was paid, the harder he worked. 有求職者說：多勞多得。

2. Candidate said he had been fired from past positions, but still included those managers as references. 有求職者說：他已經被解僱，但是仍然擁有那些經理的推薦信。

3. Candidate said getting an interview was important because he wanted an opportunity to show off his new tie. 有求職者說：獲得一次面試機會很重要，因爲這樣他纔有機會炫耀下他的新的領帶。

4. Candidate listed her dog as a reference. 有求職者將她的狗狗作爲了證明人。

5. Candidate listed-yes, the moonwalk-as a special skill. 有求職者將太空舞步作爲自己的特殊技能。

6. A husband and wife team looking to job share submitted a poem they had co-written. 一對夫婦在找工作的時候一起提交了他們倆共同寫的一首詩。

7. Candidate listed 'versatile toes' as a selling point. 有求職者在簡歷上寫了“多才多藝的腳趾”作爲賣點。

8. Candidate wrote that he would be "a good asset to the company" but somehow omitted the last two letters in "asset". 求職者寫道他將是“公司的優質資產”，但是資產（asset）前面兩個字母卻漏泄了。

9. Candidate's email address contained the phrase "shakinmybootie". 有求職者的郵箱地址包含這句短語：強頂我的屁股。

10. Candidate mentioned that he had survived a bite from a deadly aquatic animal. 有求職者提到他已經從一隻致命的水生動物種倖存了下來。

11. Candidate used first name only. 有求職者只有第一人名。

12. Candidate asked, "Would you pass up the opportunity to hire someone like this? I think not". 有求職者問：“你會錯過這麼好的機會僱傭這樣一個人嗎？我認爲不。”

13. Candidate insisted that he be paid for the time he spent interviewing with the company. 有求職者宣稱公司要爲我在面試中花費的時間買單。

14. Candidate shipped a lemon with resume, stating, "I am not a lemon". 有求職者在簡歷中加了一隻檸檬，說“我不是一個沒有價值的東西。”

15. Candidate included on his resume the fact that he had been arrested for assaulting his previous boss. 有求職者在簡歷中寫上了這樣一個事實，他由於襲擊前任老闆而遭到拘留。