英語經典的優美故事帶翻譯
爲什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
“孩子，你爲什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
“沒有，老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵裏進，一個耳朵裏出，所以我要把它堵在裏面。”
急救
A boy fell ill. His organs were damaged by the radiation of an infrared ray stove. But before the ambulance arrived, a number of other injuries happened to this unlucky boy over and over again. First, he was choked by some poisonous liquid from the kettle on the cupboard. Then his wrist skin was burnt by electric shock. Finally, his ankle was cut by a pan.
有個孩子病倒了，他的體內器官被一臺紅外線烤爐的放射線灼傷了。但是在救護車到來前，這個不幸的孩子身上還一而再、再而三地發生了許多別的傷害。開始是被櫥櫃上水壺裏的有毒液體噎住，然後是手腕的皮膚被電擊燒傷，最後，一隻平底鍋還割傷了他的腳踝。
Fortunately, the boy’s nurse gave him proper temporary treatments according to his complex symptoms. She mildly squeezed the poisonous liquid out of his throat and put bandages firmly in place to apply pressure to the ankle wound to stop bleeding. As for the burn, she used scissors to remove his sleeve, poured a basin of cold water over the burn to cool it and put her hands on a damp blouse to cover his swollen tissue tightly. She also inspired his bravery to fight against the unbearable pain. Her first aid made a vital difference in saving his life. A ceremony was held to honour the nurse who overcame a variety of barriers to save the boy.
幸運的是，男孩的保姆根據他的複雜症狀給予了適當的臨時治療。她輕輕地從他喉嚨裏把有毒液體擠了出來;並在腳踝合適的位置緊緊紮上繃帶，施加壓力使傷口的流血止住;對於燒傷，她用剪刀剪去他的袖子，倒了一盆涼水給燒傷位置降溫，並找來一件溼的女式襯衫緊緊蓋住他腫脹的皮膚組織。此外，她還激發起他的勇敢和難以忍受的疼痛做鬥爭。她的急救在挽救他性命中起了至關重要的作用。人們舉辦了一場典禮來表彰這位克服各種障礙挽救了男孩的小保姆。
尾巴到哪裏去了
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的話題又來了：“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長着尾巴，那麼現在尾巴到哪裏去了?”
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady.“
我來試試看，”一位老太太說。
"We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
“該是我們在這裏坐這麼久把它們磨掉了吧。”
