2015網絡流行語帶翻譯
No.1 Hiberdating
Definition :means dating in the winter months, or the situation that someone ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend. The second meaning is more popular. The word hiberdating is a blending of the word "hibernating" and "dating", which means a person is in a state of inactivity (hibernating) among friends when dating someone.
E.g. I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.
有異性沒人性
Hiberdating指在冬季約會戀愛，或者指某人在談戀愛期間忽略其他朋友的情況，也就是我們常說的“有異性沒人性”。第二種用法更普遍一些。Hiberdating這個詞是hibernating(冬眠)和dating(約會)兩個詞的合成詞，由此便可知它的意思是一個人在約會戀愛期間中斷與朋友聯絡的狀況。
自從4個月前詹妮弗跟泰德約會以來，我就一直沒有過她的消息。
No.2 Askhole
Definition: a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
E.g. I’m sure stock brokers and lawyers can quickly think of dozens of askholes from among their clientele. That’s not to mention management consultants, counsellors, teachers, parents, and so on —all of whom have dealt with askholes.
愛問鬼
意思是一個老愛向別人徵求建議，卻又不聽建議，老是對着幹的人。
我敢肯定，股票經紀人、律師很快就能想起一大票愛問鬼客戶，更不用說那些管理顧問、諮詢師、教師、父母等等——他們全都遭遇過愛問鬼。
No.3 Masturdating
Definition: going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
E.g. Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating.
自我約會
獨自外出。例如：一個人看電影，吃飯等。(類似一個人的約會)
哥們，我就沒發現哪個國家還有跟我一樣的老男人。我沉溺於長期自我安慰的約會中不能自拔了。
No.4 Bedgasm
Definition: a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity.
E.g. It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
在牀上極其享受的感覺
當結束了一天18個小時的工作、一段長途旅行或數小時極爲疲憊的體力活動後，爬到牀上後所產生的那種徹底難以抑制的幸福愉快感。
大半夜的連開三個小時的車，我實在是很難保持清醒。當我到家後，我爬到牀上鑽進被窩，徹底享受了10分鐘的身體放鬆愉快感。
No.5 Textpectation
Definition: The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
E.g. I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me.
期待回覆短信的少女情懷
指等着別人回覆短信時那種期待的感覺。(有點少女情懷的感覺)
我剛剛給她發了個短信約她出來——但是現在那種期待得到回覆的迫切感簡直要殺了我。
No.6 Chairdobe
Definition: piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser.
衣服堆在椅子上
指把衣服都堆在椅子上而不是放衣櫃裏或掛衣架上。
No.7 Cellfish
Defintion: an individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.
E.g. "Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal -- that's cellfish".
光顧着打電話不理別人的自私行爲
指某人指顧着打電話，同時對身邊的人很粗魯或欠體貼的行爲。
點餐時你就不能不打電話嗎——這樣很沒禮貌誒。
No.8 Nonversation
Definition: a completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.
E.g. Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy. Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.
沒意義的談話
指完全沒有價值的對話，沒有任何啓發、解釋或其它可闡述的問題。尤其指在派對上，酒吧裏或其它場合發生的對話，因爲這些場合也不大可能有太有意義的對話。
史密斯：跟那個人聊天簡直是浪費時間。約翰：我知道，每次我跟他聊天，我也感覺很沒勁。
No.9 Destinesia
Definition:When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Destinesia often occurs during working hours, and is the cause of much frustration.
E.g. John ran down the stairs to the storage and walk-in, but when he got there he couldn't remember what he needed. Consequently, he had to run back upstairs to the kitchen, and look at his prep list again. Damn you, destinesia!
到了地方卻忘記當初爲何要來
當你到了準備要去的地方後，你忘記了當初爲什麼要去了。經常發生在工作時間，而且會造成很大的挫敗感。
約翰走下樓來到了倉儲室，但是他卻怎麼也想不起來他要找什麼了。因此，他又跑回樓上廚房，又看了一下他的準備清單。媽的，討厭的健忘症!
No.10 Errorist
Definition: Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he's wrong. A dumbass.
E.g. Bush is talking on tv again. What a fucking errorist.
不停犯錯的人
某人老是不停的犯錯。說着他自認爲正確的話，但是任何有常識的人都會知道他是錯的。真是個笨蛋。
布什又在電視上講話了。真是個大笨蛋。
No.11 Ambitchous
Definition: striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
E.g. Ugh! Britney fucked my boyfriend!Yeah, she's pretty ambitchous.
立志要做婊子中的頂級
努力爭做雞頭(婊子中的頂級)
哼!布蘭妮睡了我男朋友。嗯，她是婊子中的婊子。
No.12 Dudevorce
Definition:When two male best freinds officially end thier friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.
E.g. Spencer and Brody got a dudevorce over Lauren.
基友關係破裂
指倆個好基友正是關係破裂，原因是因爲某個很奇葩的問題上意見不一致，通常是關於某個女孩的問題上看法不同導致。
斯賓塞和布羅迪因爲勞倫而分手了。
No.13 Onlineness
Definition: the fact of maintaining a constant online presence, in order to be able to instantly react to any new internet developments, no matter how insignificant. Onlineness may lead to acute loneliness.
經常上網刷朋友圈但卻很孤獨
指爲了對任何網絡發展做出及時反映經常出現在網上，無論有多重要。這種行爲會使人產生極度的孤獨感。
