10個史上最酷的睡袋(下)

6. Hot Pockets Sleeping Bag

6. 口袋餅睡袋

A Hot Pockets sleeping bag is one of those things that exists, and you simply don't know why but now cannot imagine life without one. According to the description, its "Custom MicroWaav" insulation system ensures your extremities stay toasty."

口袋餅睡袋是那種你可能並不知道爲什麼存在，但你無法想象沒有它的生活的東西之一。據描述，它的“Custom MicroWaav”絕緣系統保證了你的四肢溫暖舒適”。

Since it's getting warmer outside and folks are going on camping trips or to festivals, I thought I'd hip you to this bag. No, you won't look like a total weirdo sleeping in this. No one will look twice or think poorly of you, dumbass.

隨着天氣暖和起來，大家都去野營或者慶祝活動時，我希望我能讓你鑽進這個睡袋。放心，你不會看起來像一個超級怪胎，因爲沒人會看你兩次或看低你的，笨蛋。

7. JakPak (Jacket + Tent + Sleeping Bag)

7. JakPak(夾克+帳篷+睡袋)

Why carry a jack, tent and sleeping bag on your back when all these items can fold into one, wearable 3lb bundle? The JakPak is a three seasons tent built into a sleeping bag integrated into a jacket. Constructed of breathable but waterproof urethane and coated ripstop nylon/polyester fabric through the miracles of velcro-secured chambers, the jacket portion of the JakPak can unfurl to the body bag you see in the lead shot—complete with netting and armpit ventilation!

當你可以把夾克，帳篷和睡袋整合成一個可攜帶的三磅重的一捆東西時，爲什麼要分別揹着這三樣東西呢？JakPak就把一個三季帳篷改造成一個睡袋後，再把它們融合成了一個夾克。JakPak通過神奇的尼龍搭扣固定室組成了透氣防水的氨基甲酸乙酯和有塗層的、防撕爛的尼龍、聚酯織物，它夾克的部分可以將織網和腋下通風的地方完整展開成一個睡袋。

8. Human burrito

8. 人體墨西哥玉米煎餅

This creative and innovative sleeping bag designed by Oradaria can be easily transformed into a pillow, mattress, chair, or blanket. Made for kids and adults, "Blandito" is warm and extremely comfortable.

這是Oradaria設計的一個有創意的、革新的睡袋，它可以輕易地變成一個枕頭、牀墊、椅子或毯子。Blandito對於兒童和大人來說，都十分溫暖舒適。

9. Egyptian Tomb Bag

9. 埃及法老睡袋

Behold the mummy's sarcophagus and sleeping bag—hands down the greatest looking piece of outdoor gear I have seen in years and shame on US manufacturers for not designing something this cool. The Japanese company behind this Egyptian tomb is the same one responsible for the anatomical bag mentioned above.

這個木乃伊睡袋是我這些年來看過的最棒的睡袋，並且我爲美國製造商沒有設計出這麼酷的東西感到羞恥。製造這個埃及法老睡袋的日本公司和製造上述的解剖睡袋是同一家。

10. Vagina Sleeping Bag

10. 陰道睡袋

And finally, a vagina sleeping bag. This outdoor gear would look great next to the condom sleeping bag and pillow.

最後的是一個陰道睡袋。這一戶外裝備很適合放在安全套睡袋和枕頭的旁邊。