谷歌招聘“宇宙總司令”？
Google is an unconventional company. That extends to the company's official policy on job titles which can be summarized as: whatever you want to put on your business card is pretty much OK。
谷歌是個很與衆不同的公司，這種不走尋常路的風格也影響了谷歌的官方政策，谷歌人的職位名稱都花樣百出：名片頭銜全依君意。
As a result, some Google employees have come up with some pretty offbeat titles for themselves。
所以一些谷歌人的頭銜相當標新立異，不同凡響。
But Google also offers a lot of amazing perks to keep employees happy and engaged, and a lot of these perks are provided by full time employees. So Most of these titles are actual, real job descriptions。
谷歌同時爲員工提供了多種福利項目，使他們樂不思蜀，且這些項目大多由全職人員負責。所以，雖然頭銜五花八門，大多數都恰如其分。
舞蹈教練
Dance Program Manager
舞美健身經理
These people teach dance, yoga, and other classes in Google's dance studio on its Mountain View campus. It's all part of keeping employees in good health。
他們在山景城校園的谷歌練舞場教授舞蹈、瑜珈還有其他一些健身課程，以提高員工身體素質。
營養師
Nutritionist
營養師
They try to make sure that Google's abundant free food is healthy. Or at least that there are some healthy options available。
他們要做的是確保琳琅滿目的免費工作餐有益健康，或者至少提供一些健康美味以餉大家。
食品科學家
Food Scientist
食品科學家
These folks are part of the HR department, and conduct experiments related to free food -- for instance, the effect of putting M&Ms in clear versus opaque containers。
這些科學家隸屬於人力資源部，進行食品試驗，例如，分別將M&Ms巧克力置於透明和不透明的容器中，哪個更讓人有胃口。
Childcare Center Preschool Teacher
托兒中心學前教師
These wonderful people oversee the discounted child care facilities that Google offers in some of its offices。
谷歌在一些辦公室裏置有兒童關懷設施，而這些教師們負責監護這些媽媽們無暇顧及的幼童們。
Massage Therapist
按摩治療師
This perk has been around since the early days。
理療項目一直伴隨着谷歌多年的成長。
Ergonomics Specialist
人體工程學專家
These people make sure your workstation is adjusted right so you don't get carpal tunnel or a bad back。
他們將工作臺調整爲最佳，確保員工遠離手腕或背部痠痛的困擾。
Fitness Program Manager
體型項目經理
They come up with all sorts of ways for Googlers to stay in shape while they're at work。
谷歌人在工作時也不忘保持體型，獻計獻策的就是這些經理們。
Transportation Program Manager
交通項目經理
Somebody has to coordinate the commuter shuttles, on-campus bikes, and all the other things Google does to help employees get around。
安排通勤人員乘車，管理公司內的自行車，隨時爲員工們解決各種交通問題。
Green Team Lead
綠色團隊帶頭人
They look at things like energy-efficient building design and using sustainable food sources。
像節能建築設計、可持續發展食品來源的利用等，就在他們的管轄範圍內。
Intergalactic Federation King Almighty and Commander of the Universe
星系聯盟萬能王兼宇宙總司令
This is the official title of Tiffany Montague, who handles Google's space projects, like the Lunar X Prize, which will give $30 million to the first privately funded team to send a robot to the moon。
這張名片的主人是蒂芙尼。蒙塔古，谷歌空間項目執行人，‘探月大獎賽’即谷歌空間項目之一，谷歌將出資3千萬資助首次由民間提供資金的機器人探月之旅。
