英語經典搞笑笑話6則

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　　英語經典搞笑笑話：Fishing

Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.

On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us alMost $2,000?

Wow! Larry said, It's a good thing we didn't catch any more.

釣魚

拉里和哈里驅車500英里去釣魚。兩人花了一大筆錢租了一間小屋，又花了差不多同樣的錢租了一條船。兩人釣了三天，只釣到一條魚。

在回家的路上，拉里開車，哈里撥弄着計算器。一小時後，哈里說：你可知道我們釣的這條魚幾乎用掉我們2000美元?

哇!拉里應答：幸虧我們沒有多釣到魚。

　　英語經典搞笑笑話：Limerick

There was a young lady of Niger，

Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.

They returned from the ride

With the lady inside

And the smile on the face of the tiger

打油詩

有個尼日爾小姑娘，

笑咪咪騎在虎背上。

他們兜風回返，

姑娘到了裏邊，

笑容掛在了虎臉上。

　　英語經典搞笑笑話：To Give Up the Seat

Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Well, you've done the right thing, says Mommy

But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

讓座

小約翰告訴媽媽：早上我和爸爸坐公車時，他讓我給一位女士讓座。

好，你做得對。媽媽說。

但是，媽媽，我那時正坐在爸爸的大腿上。

　　英語經典搞笑笑話：

A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to hide from the rain, so they were soon very wet, and the small boy did not feel very happy.

For a long time while they were walking home through the rain, the boy was thinking. Then at last he turned to his father and said to him, Why does it rain, Father? It isn't very nice, is it?

No， it isn't very nice, but it's very useful, Tom, answered his father. It rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us, and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep.

Tom thought about this for a few seconds, and then he said, Then, why does it rain on the road too, Father?

一個小男孩和他的父親正在鄉間行走，突然下起了大雨。

他們沒帶傘，加上四下無處可以躲雨，所以很快他們渾身上下被淋溼了，小男孩感到很不好受。

他們在雨中朝家走去，有好一會兒，那個男孩一直在思索着什麼。後來終於他朝父親轉過臉去，問他說：爸爸，爲什麼天會下雨呢?下雨可不太好，是吧?

是呀，下雨是不太好，可是下雨也有很多有益的地方，湯姆。父親回答說。老天爺下雨促使了爲我們所食用的水果和蔬菜的生長，同樣也促使牛羊所吃的青草的生長。

湯姆對父親的這番話想了一會，然後說：那麼，父親，老天爺爲什麼還要把雨下在路上呢?

　　英語經典搞笑笑話：醫生住在樓下

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."

“我想讓你坦率地說我到底得了什麼病。”

他從頭到腳打量打量她，然後大聲說：“太太，我有三件事要對你說。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅;第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會改變。第三，我是一位畫家——醫生住在樓下。”

　　英語經典搞笑笑話：As If Awakening From A Dream

A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "

A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."

以戒酒爲主題的演講比賽正在進行，一個演講者動情地說：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關係，甚至導致妻子離開自己的丈夫……”

這時一個男人大聲喊：“再來一瓶白蘭地!”