經典搞笑的英語小笑話大全

英語的笑話不同我們中國的笑話讓我們哈哈大笑，但是卻會讓你心情愉悅，小編給大家分享一下英語笑話，僅供參考

　　幽默的英語笑話

A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never Move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'

這裏想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，千萬別進退休社區。因爲那裏人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西，擡東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，“讓小的幹吧。”

　　經典的英語笑話

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

媽媽：弗雷迪，你的臉爲什麼那麼紅?

弗雷迪：我剛纔在大街上跑，爲的是阻止一次打架?

媽媽：你做的對，誰和誰在打架。

弗雷迪：我和傑克·史密斯。

　　簡單的英語笑話

A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before goint home, but unfortunately the only spot open was a seedy bar-and-grill with a questionable reputation.

After being served, one of the elders asked the clergyman to say grace. 'I'd rather not,', the clergyman said, ' I don't want Him to know I'm here.'

一位著名牧師和他教區的幾位老人出席城外會議直到天黑纔開完會，他們打算在回家前吃點東西。但很不巧只有一家名聲不好的下等酒吧烤菜館開着門。

飯後，一位老人要牧師祈禱。“我想我是免了，”牧師說。“我不想讓主知道我在這裏。”

　　搞笑的英語笑話

Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

Jack: Certainly.

Tom: And why?

Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他?

傑克：當然應該了。

湯姆：爲什麼?

傑克：否則他就該跟我借了。