少兒英語幽默故事

英語故事因其具有可理解性、趣味性和足夠的語言輸入量被認爲符合學前兒童學習語言的特點,從而成爲幼兒教師在英語教學過程中採用頻率較高的一種教學手段。在作用上,英語故事能有效激發幼兒學習英語的興趣,在爲幼兒提供了良好語言訓練的機會、建立語感的同時也樹立了幼兒學習英語的信心。下面本站小編爲大家帶來少兒英語幽默故事，希望大家喜歡!

George is a little monkey. He lives in a deep forest. He likes jumping and climbing trees. He is happy every day. But he has a shortcoming. He is curious.

One day an old man goes by the forest. He carries a lot of straw hats. George sees the man, and the man sees George, too. The man says to himself, “What a lovely monkey! I will catch him. I will take him home.”

The man sits down and thinks over. George sees and also sits down. The man has an idea. He puts a hat on his head, and puts other hats on the ground. Then he pretends to sleep.

George is curious and looks at the hats. “I will be nice if I put a hat on my head.” George thinks. Then he climbs down from the tree, picks up a hat and puts it on. The hat is too big, and covers George’s eyes. George can’t see. And the man gets up at once, rushes out and catches him quickly.

喬治是一隻小猴子。他住在大森林裏。他喜歡在樹上跳來跳去，爬上爬下。他整天都樂呵呵的。但是他有個毛病，就是太好奇。

一天， 一個老人路過大森林，他帶着許多草帽。喬治看見了這個老人，老人也看見他了。;老人自言自語道：“多可愛的猴子啊!我要捉住他，把他帶回家去。”

老人坐下來。想着辦法。喬治看見了，也坐下來。

不一會老人有個辦法，他戴上一頂帽子，又把其他帽子放在地上，然後假裝睡覺。

喬治很好奇，看看帽子，心想：“要是我戴上一頂，肯定好看。”於是爬下樹，撿起一頂帽子戴在頭上。可是帽子太大了，遮住了他的眼睛了。那個老人一下站起來，衝過去，迅速地捉住喬治。

Mike is a little boy. He is only five years old. He is too small to go to school. So he can not read and write.

One day he stood at my desk with a pencil in his hand. There was a big piece of paper on the desk. He wanted to draw a picture of himself. He drew lines and cleared them out, then drew more and cleared them out again. When I looked at the picture, he wasn’t happy. “Well,” he said at last to me, “I’ll put a tail on it and make it a monkey.”

He began to add the tail. I began to laugh.

邁克是一個小男孩，他只有5歲。他太小還沒有上學，因此也不會讀和寫。

一天，他手裏拿着一支鉛筆站在我的桌子前。桌子上放着一張大紙，他要畫自畫像。他畫了幾筆就擦掉了，再畫幾筆，有擦掉了。當我看一幅畫時，他很不高興。 “好吧，”他最後和我說，“我就再加一條尾巴，把他畫成一隻猴子吧!”

他開始加上小尾巴，我大笑起來。

There is a wolf. He is very hungry and has no strength to find food. As he lies under a large tree, a dog sees him. The dog sees the wolf is so thin and hungry, and he feels sorry for him and says, “You are so terrible! Are you hungry?”

“Yes,” says the wolf, “I’m hungry because you are guarding the sheep. Now I am so weak that I can’t find food. I think I will do.”

“Why not help me?” Asks the dog, “I work regularly and I eat regularly. You could do the same. You can help me guard the sleep. In that way, I will not worry about your stealing the sleep, and you will not worry about going hungry. It’s good for us.

The wolf thinks it over and thinks the dog is right. So they walk to the dog’s house. As they are walking, the wolf sees that only the hair of the dog’s neck is very thin. He is curious about this. So he asks the dog about it.

“Oh, don’t worry about that,” says the dog, “It’s the place where the collar ties on the neck. My master chains me up at night,”

“Chained up!” shouts the wolf, “Do you mean that you are chained up at night? If I come to live with you, will I be chained up at night, too?”

“That’s night,” says the dog, “But, you’ll get used to it.”

“But, if I am chained up, I won’t be free.” After saying this, the wolf turns round and runs away.

The dog shouts, “Wait! Come back! I’m not free, but I’m healthy. I have good food, and a warm place to sleep. I like enjoying life. In fact, I’m freer than you are.”

有一隻狼，他非常餓，而且餓得沒有力氣去找吃的了。當他躺在一棵大樹下時，一隻狗看見了他。看到狼又餓又瘦，狗挺可憐他的：“你看上去真可怕。你很餓啊?“

“是的。”狼說，“我餓是因爲你和你的夥伴看守着羊羣。現在我弱得沒法去找食物。我想我就快要死了。”

“爲什麼不幫我呢?”狗說，“我們按時工作，準時吃飯。你也行的。你可以幫我看羊羣。那樣我就不用擔心你會來偷羊，你也不用擔心捱餓了。這對我們都有好處。”

狼考慮了一下，覺得狗說的對，他們就一起朝狗的屋子走去了。正走着，狼看見口脖子上的毛很少。他覺得好奇，就問狗怎麼回事。

“啊，別擔心，”狗說，“這是系狗項圈的地方，晚上主人會把我拴起來。”

“拴起來?”狼叫起來，“你是說晚上你會拴起來?如果我去和你住，晚上也會被拴起來?”

“沒錯，”狗說，“但是你會習慣的。”

“但是，如果被拴起來，我就不自由了。”說完，狼轉身跑了。

狗大聲喊道：“等等!回來!我是不自由，可是我很健康，我有好的食物，有個溫暖的地方睡覺。你太喜歡享受生活了。我其實比你還自由些。”