兒童雙語幽默小故事

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　幽默小故事：一隻口渴的狗

The Thirsty Dog

A dog is very thirsty. But he only sees some empty pails. There is no Water in them. The dog goes on looking for water. He comes to a small house. There is a girl in it. The girl goes out with a pail. “She goes to a well,” the dog thinks and follows her. The dog is right. The girl comes to a well and puts down the pail, and the pail is full of water, there the girl goes back to her house.

“ Water! Great!” the dog says and runs to the well. He jumps into the well without thought.”

The water is good. The dog is happy and drinks much. But he can’t jump out of the well. He waits and waits. But no one comes. “I’m hungry now. I must go out,” he thinks.

At the time a thirsty goat comes to the well. He looks at the water and the dog. “Is the water good?” the goat asks. “ Of course. Come down,” the dog says. Then the goat jumps into the well, too. Then dog is happy. He jumps on the goat’s back and jumps out of the well.

The dog has a look at the goat and says, “Goodbye!” Then he leaves.

一隻口渴的狗

有一隻狗口很渴，他只找到一些空空的水桶，裏面沒有水。他繼續找水。他來到一座小房子前面。房子裏住着一個小姑娘。小姑娘拎着只水桶出來了。 “她要去打水。”狗想道，並跟在她後面。果然不錯，小姑娘來到一口井邊，把水桶放入井裏，水桶水滿了。然後小姑娘回去了。

“水!太好了!”狗叫着跑過去。他想也沒想就跳下井去了。

井水真的不錯。狗可高興了。喝了許多水，但是他沒有辦法跳出來了。他等了好久，但是沒有人來。 “我餓了，我得出去。”他想着。

這時候一隻口渴的山羊到井邊來了，他看了看井水和這隻狗。“這水好和嗎?”山羊問狗：“當然了。快下來吧。“狗回答說。於是山羊也跳到井裏了。狗高興極了。他跳上山羊的背，又跳出了水井。

狗看了一眼山羊說聲：“再見。”就跑開了。

幽默小故事：父母的東西

Father’s Things

When Peter is 17, he is as tall as his father. So he begins to borrow his father’s clothes when he wants to go out with his father’s clothes when he wants to go out with his friends in the evening. Father doesn’t like this. And he always gets very angry when he finds his son wearing any of his things.

One evening when Peter is about to go out; his father stops him in the living room. He looks at Peter’s clothes very carefully. Then he says angrily, “Isn’t that one of my ties, Peter?”

“Yes, Father, it is,” answers Peter.

“And that shirt is mine, too.”

“Yes, that’s your, too.” answers Peter.

“And you’re wearing my belt!”

“Yes, I am, Father,” answers Peter, “You don’t want to your trousers to fall down, do you?”

父母的東西

皮特17歲的時候，長得和父親一樣高了。於是，當他晚上和朋友一起出去時，就開始借父親的衣服穿。可是這位父親可不喜歡這樣，當他發現他的兒子穿他的衣服時，總是非常生氣。

一天晚上，皮特准備出去，父親在客廳裏攔住了他。父親細細打量着皮特的穿着。然後氣呼呼的說着;“皮特，那不是我的領帶嗎?”

皮特回答說：“是的，父親，是您的領帶。”

“還有那襯衫也是我的。”

“是的，襯衫也是您的。”皮特回答說。

“還有呢，你連皮帶也用我的。”父親說。

“是的，父親，”皮特回答說，“您不願意讓您的褲子掉下來吧?

　幽默小故事：聰明的野兔

A Clever Hare

Billy hare is hungry and finds a radish. What he picks it up, Mr. Fox is behind him and wants to eat him. “I’m hungry, too. You’ve my dinner. I’m going to eat you,” ha says.

Billy Hare is shocked, but he isn’t scared. He says, “Follow me. I have better food for you.”

They go to a well.

“Look down here,” Billy Hare says “There is something in the water. “What’s that?” Mr. Fox asks surprisingly. “It’s a big and fat hen. Let’s get down and fetch it.” Billy Hare says and gets down with a pail.

“Can you out the hen into the pail?” Mr. Fox shouts. “No. She’s too big,” Billy Hare says, “Come down, please. We can take her up together. Jump into the other pail.”

does so. When he gets down, Billy Hare gets up. “Good-bye!” Billy Hare gets down, Billy Hare gets out of the well and says. Mr. Fox can’t get out.

聰明的野兔

野兔比利很餓，他找到了一隻蘿蔔。當他撿起蘿蔔的時候，狐狸先生正在他的身後，想吃了他。 “我也餓了。你是我的晚餐，我要吃了你。”狐狸說。

比利很吃驚，但是他並不害怕。他說：“跟我來，我有更好的食物給你。”

他們來來一口井邊。

“朝這下面看，”比利說， “水裏有東西。”“是什麼呀?”狐狸先生好奇地問：“那是一隻有大又費肥的母親。我們下去把她捉上來。”比利說着，乘一隻水桶下去了。

“你能把雞放進桶裏裏。”狐狸問他：“不行，這隻雞太大了，”比利說，“下來吧。我們可以一起把它捉上去。快掉到另一隻水桶裏吧。”

狐狸照做了。當他下去的時候，比利就上來了。“再見。”比利從井裏出來時說。而狐狸卻出不來了。