兒童英語幽默故事

小孩子就要從小培養，教他英語也不例外。小編在此獻上英語故事，希望對你有所幫助。

　幽默小故事：狼和狗

The Wolf and the Dog

There is a wolf. He is very hungry and has no strength to find food. As he lies under a large tree, a dog sees him. The dog sees the wolf is so thin and hungry, and he feels sorry for him and says, “You are so terrible! Are you hungry?”

“Yes,” says the wolf, “I’m hungry because you are guarding the sheep. Now I am so weak that I can’t find food. I think I will do.”

“Why not help me?” Asks the dog, “I work regularly and I eat regularly. You could do the same. You can help me guard the sleep. In that way, I will not worry about your stealing the sleep, and you will not worry about going hungry. It’s good for us.

The wolf thinks it over and thinks the dog is right. So they walk to the dog’s house. As they are walking, the wolf sees that only the hair of the dog’s neck is very thin. He is curious about this. So he asks the dog about it.

“Oh, don’t worry about that,” says the dog, “It’s the place where the collar ties on the neck. My master chains me up at night,”

“Chained up!” shouts the wolf, “Do you mean that you are chained up at night? If I come to live with you, will I be chained up at night, too?”

“That’s night,” says the dog, “But, you’ll get used to it.”

“But, if I am chained up, I won’t be free.” After saying this, the wolf turns round and runs away.

The dog shouts, “Wait! Come back! I’m not free, but I’m healthy. I have good food, and a warm place to sleep. I like enjoying life. In fact, I’m freer than you are.”

狼和狗

有一隻狼，他非常餓，而且餓得沒有力氣去找吃的了。當他躺在一棵大樹下時，一隻狗看見了他。看到狼又餓又瘦，狗挺可憐他的：“你看上去真可怕。你很餓啊?“

“是的。”狼說，“我餓是因爲你和你的夥伴看守着羊羣。現在我弱得沒法去找食物。我想我就快要死了。”

“爲什麼不幫我呢?”狗說，“我們按時工作，準時吃飯。你也行的。你可以幫我看羊羣。那樣我就不用擔心你會來偷羊，你也不用擔心捱餓了。這對我們都有好處。”

狼考慮了一下，覺得狗說的對，他們就一起朝狗的屋子走去了。正走着，狼看見口脖子上的毛很少。他覺得好奇，就問狗怎麼回事。

“啊，別擔心，”狗說，“這是系狗項圈的地方，晚上主人會把我拴起來。”

“拴起來?”狼叫起來，“你是說晚上你會拴起來?如果我去和你住，晚上也會被拴起來?”

“沒錯，”狗說，“但是你會習慣的。”

“但是，如果被拴起來，我就不自由了。”說完，狼轉身跑了。

狗大聲喊道：“等等!回來!我是不自由，可是我很健康，我有好的食物，有個溫暖的地方睡覺。你太喜歡享受生活了。我其實比你還自由些。”

　幽默小故事：兔子和狐狸

The Rabbit and the Fox

Once there was a naughty rabbit. He likes to play tricks, and it made other animals angry. But it was very different to catch him.

One day, a wolf said to a fox, “I have an idea to catch the rabbit. You go back home and get into bed. I’ll go to the rabbit and tell him that you are dead. If he comes to see you, you’ll jump up and catch him.”

“Good idea,” said the fox, “I’ll do that.” Then fox ran home and got into bed. The wolf went to the rabbit’s house and said, “Mr. Rabbit, have you heard Mr. Fox is dead?” The wolf stood at the door, and then he went away.

“Really? I haven’t heard anything about it.” The rabbit said to himself, so he decided to go and see if it was true. He went to the fox’s house and looked in through the window. He saw the fox lying in bed. He opened the door and went in. he looked at the fox and said, “Mr. Wolf says is dead, but he doesn’t look like a dead fox. A dead fox always open his mouth.”

When the fox heard this, he thought, “I’ll show him that I am dead.” So he opened his mouth.

The rabbit saw the fox open his mouth, and he knew the fox was not dead. He ran out of the house as fast as he could.

兔子和狐狸

以前有一個淘氣的兔子，他喜歡惡作劇，這使得其他動物很生氣。但是想抓住這是兔子可不容易。

一個，狼對狐狸說：“我想到一個辦法可以抓住這隻兔子，你回家睡在牀上，我去告訴告訴兔子你死了。如果他來看你，你就跳起來抓住它。”

“好主意，”狐狸說，“我按你說的辦。 “於是狐狸跑回家躺在牀上。狼跑到兔子家說： “兔子先生死了的事你聽說了嗎?”狼站在門口說，然後就走開了。

“真的嗎?我怎麼沒有聽說呢。”兔子自言自語地說。於是他決定去看看是不是真的。她來到狐狸的房前並從窗口往裏看，他看見狐狸躺在牀上。於是，他打開門並走了進去。他看着狐狸說着;“狼先生說狐狸死了，但他不像一隻死狐狸，因爲死狐狸是張開嘴巴的。”

當狐狸聽見這話，他想“我要讓他知道我是死的。於是他張開了嘴巴。

兔子看見狐狸張開了嘴巴，他知道狐狸沒有死，於是他飛快從房子裏跑了出來。

　幽默小故事：聰明的烏龜

A Smart Tortoise

A tiger is hungry, he is looking for food. He sees a frog in front of him.

“Ha ha! A frog! My dinner!” so he rushes at the frog.

Behind the tiger, there is a tortoise. The little tortoise sees it; he bites the tiger’s tail.

“Ouch!” cries the tiger and he looks back. The frog hears the voice and jumps into water.

“Thank you, little tortoise.” says the frog.

But the tiger is very angry. “Bother it! I’ll throw you to the sky!”

“Thank you, I like flying in the sky,” says the tortoise.

The tiger stops, “I will throw you into the river.”

“Oh,no! I can’t swim; I will die if you throw me into the water.” The tiger threw the tortoise into the water quickly.

“Thank you, Mr. Tiger. Bye-bye.” The tortoise and the frog swim away together.

聰明的烏龜

一隻老虎很飢餓，他正在尋找食物。他看到一隻青蛙在他前面。

“哈哈!一隻青蛙，我有晚餐啦!”於是，他補向青蛙。

在老虎的後邊，有一隻烏龜。小烏龜看見了，他猛咬一下啊老虎的尾巴。

“哎呦!”老虎疼得叫起來並回頭看看。此時青蛙聽見了老虎的聲音，他迅速跳進水裏。

“謝謝你，小烏龜。”青蛙說。

大事老虎十分憤怒：“討厭!我要把你扔到天上去。”

“謝謝你，我喜歡在天空飛翔。”烏龜說。

老虎停下來：“那我就把你扔到到水裏。”

“哦，不!我不會游泳，如果你把我扔井水裏我會死的。”老虎很快就把烏龜仍進水了。

“謝謝你，老虎先生，再見!”烏龜和青蛙一起遊走了。