兒童幽默英語小故事

小孩子就要從小培養，教他英語也不例外。小編在此獻上英語故事，希望對你有所幫助。

　　幽默小故事：可憐的喬治

Poor George

George is a little monkey. He lives in a deep forest. He likes jumping and climbing trees. He is happy every day. But he has a shortcoming. He is curious.

One day an old man goes by the forest. He carries a lot of straw hats. George sees the man, and the man sees George, too. The man says to himself, “What a lovely monkey! I will catch him. I will take him home.”

The man sits down and thinks over. George sees and also sits down. The man has an idea. He puts a hat on his head, and puts other hats on the ground. Then he pretends to sleep.

George is curious and looks at the hats. “I will be nice if I put a hat on my head.” George thinks. Then he climbs down from the tree, picks up a hat and puts it on. The hat is too big, and covers George’s eyes. George can’t see. And the man gets up at once, rushes out and catches him quickly.

Poor George!

可憐的喬治

喬治是一隻小猴子。他住在大森林裏。他喜歡在樹上跳來跳去，爬上爬下。他整天都樂呵呵的。但是他有個毛病，就是太好奇。

一天， 一個老人路過大森林，他帶着許多草帽。喬治看見了這個老人，老人也看見他了。;老人自言自語道：“多可愛的猴子啊!我要捉住他，把他帶回家去。”

老人坐下來。想着辦法。喬治看見了，也坐下來。

不一會老人有個辦法，他戴上一頂帽子，又把其他帽子放在地上，然後假裝睡覺。

喬治很好奇，看看帽子，心想：“要是我戴上一頂，肯定好看。”於是爬下樹，撿起一頂帽子戴在頭上。可是帽子太大了，遮住了他的眼睛了。那個老人一下站起來，衝過去，迅速地捉住喬治。

可憐的喬治啊!

幽默小故事：一隻螞蟻

A Little Ant

Once there was a little ant. She wanted to get married, but she only wanted to marry the strongest creature.

She wanted to marry the strongest creature, but she didn’t know who the strongest creature is. She saw the wind blow houses down. So she thought the wind was the strongest creature. She wanted to marry the wind.

But the wind told the little ant that ht wasn’t the strongest creature. There was a tower in the forest. He had stood there for a thousand years against his force. The tower was the strongest creature.

“Why do you want to marry me?” the wind asked.

“Because you are the strongest creature in the world. You are strongest than the wind.” said the ant.

“You are right. I’m strongest than the wind. But I’m not the strongest creature in the world. Look, how I’m damaged! Can’t you guess who has done this to me? It’s you, ants.”

At last, the little ant married her own kind. Because they were the strongest creatures.

一隻螞蟻

從前，有一個小螞蟻想結婚，但她只想嫁給世界上最強打者。

她想嫁給強大者，但她不知道誰纔是最強大者。她看到風把房子吹倒了，於是她認爲風是最強大的，她要嫁給風。

可風告訴小螞蟻，他不是最強大者，林中有一座它塔。他頂住風力聳立了一千年，他纔是最強大的。

“爲什麼你要嫁給我?”塔說。

“因爲你是最強大的，你甚至比風還強大。”螞蟻說。

“你說的對，我是比風強大。但我不是最強大的。瞧，我已被損壞成什麼樣子了。難道你猜不出來是誰把我損壞成這個樣子的嗎?是你們螞蟻啊。”塔說。

最後，小螞蟻嫁給了她的同類，因爲他們纔是最強大者。

　幽默小故事：小紅帽

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is a lovely girl. She likes red hats. So her mother calls her little Red Riding Hood.

Her grandma loves her very much. But now she is ill. Her mother is busy. So she asks little Riding Hood to see her grandma.

In the forest, a wolf sees little Red Riding Hood, “Look, little Riding Hood. I have children for lunch, the path goes to her grandma’s house.”

The wolf comes to grandma’s house and eats grandma. Then he wears grandma’s glasses and clothes, and in her bed.

After a while, little Red Riding Hood comes to grandma’s bed. To her surprise, grandma’s mouth is very big. So she asks: “Grandma, why is your mouth so big?” “I eat little girls with this mouth.” And he rushed at little Red Riding Hood.

“Help! Help!” The wolf runs after little Red Riding Hood. At this time, a hunter passes through the house. He shoots the wolf and saves little Red Riding Hood. Then he cuts the wolf and grandma comes out.

小紅帽

小紅帽是一個可愛的女孩。她喜歡紅帽子，於是她媽媽就叫她小紅帽。

她的祖母很愛小紅帽，但現在她生病了。小紅帽的媽媽非常忙，所有她讓小紅帽去看望祖母。在森林裏，一隻狼看見了小紅帽。“瞧啊!小紅帽。午餐有小孩子可以吃啦!這是一條去她祖母家的路。”

狼來到了祖母家並吃掉了祖母。然後他戴上祖母的眼鏡，並穿上祖母的衣服並睡在祖母的牀上。過了一段時間，小紅帽來到了祖母的牀前，使她吃驚的是祖母的嘴巴非常大。於是她問：“祖母，爲什麼你的嘴巴這麼大?”“用它來吃小女孩。”狼說這就撲向小紅帽。

“救命，救命!狼追着小紅帽。正在此時，一個獵人路過這兒，他用槍打死了狼並救出小紅帽;然後他剝開狼的兔子，救出祖母。”