少兒幽默英語經典小笑話

大家不要看小英語的笑話，只要我們用心去學習什麼都可以幫助我們學習好英語的，下面就給大家分享一下英語笑話，喜歡的可以閱讀

　　少兒英語小笑話

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他贏了

湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?

約翰尼：他害病臥牀了。他受了傷。

湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?

約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

　　優秀英語笑話

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But

why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”

“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲

說。“再給你兩分錢。可你爲什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”

“她是個賣糖果的。”

　　幽默的英語笑話

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜裏

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家裏。他媽媽問，“發生了什麼事?”

“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。

“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。

“他走到哪裏我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裏呢。”