雙語笑話:新聞標題是什麼大綱

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When a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal. "

The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.

"Well, then," the reporter said, the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog. '"

"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."

"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read ,'Yankee Kills Family Pet.'"

標題是什麼

一位男子在喬治亞州的麥根城遇到一條狗在襲擊一個男孩。他敏捷地用兩手卡住了狗的脖子並掐死了它。一位記者目睹了這件事，向這位男子表示祝賀並說次日的新聞標題將是：“本地男子殺惡畜救孩童”。

然而，這位英雄卻告訴記者他不是麥根人。

“那麼，”記者說，“標題可能爲‘喬治亞男子殺狗救孩童’”.

“實際上，”那男子道，“我是康涅狄格人。”

“這樣的話，”記者怒氣衝衝地說，“標題將是‘北方佬殺死家庭愛犬’”