雙語笑話:特別的旅遊大綱

　One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ r he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his fee and gets the same treatment

Fifteen minutes later, as the two are floating down the river together, the first man says, "I wonder if they're serving any food on this cruise."

"I don' t know, the second guy replied. "They didn't last year."

一個愚笨的人讀到一則假日巡航遊只須花100元的廣告。在他簽了字付了款後，旅遊經紀人用棒猛擊了他一下，把他打昏了過去，並把他從後門扔進了河裏。不久又來了一個人，付了錢並得到了相同的待遇。

十五分鐘後，這兩個人一起向河的下游漂去。第一個人說：“不知道他們這次巡航遊是否提供食物。”

“不知道，”第二個人說道，“去年是沒有的。”