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美華裔醫生徵婚奇招:免費整形換約會

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Dr. Emil Chynn -- New York's pickiest bachelor -- is still looking for love, and in such unique ways.
紐約最挑剔單身漢埃米爾·陳醫生正在通過別具一格的方式尋求自己的另一半。

After finding little success when he posted a personal ad in the Spring 2012 issue of Columbia University's alumni magazine, offering a $10,000 charitable donation for an introduction to the right woman, the Ivy League-educated surgeon has a new offer -- hook him up and he'll fix you up.
埃米爾在2012年哥倫比亞大學校友雜誌春季版上曾登過一份私人廣告,稱如果他能找到適合自己的女性,就會給慈善機構捐款1萬美元。這一舉動獲得了小小的成功。現在,這位出身常青藤大學的外科醫生有了新想法:要是你給我介紹女朋友,我就給你做手術。

Chynn, who runs a Park Avenue LASEK eye surgery practice is now offering cosmetic procedures to those who can find him the right lady. After a recent networking event, Chynn sent out a mass email explaining how it would work:
陳醫生在林蔭大道開有一家眼科診所,還配備準分子激光上皮下角膜磨鑲術設施。現在,要是有人能介紹給他合適的女朋友,就可免費做手術。近期網上發佈了陳醫生的電子郵件,對這一方案做了大量詳細介紹。

美華裔醫生徵婚奇招:免費整形換約會

The good doctor will shell out $100 for finding him a first date. If there's a second date you could receive free eyelash-enhancer Latisse or $200. On the chance a third date should take place, Chynn would offer free Botox or $300; free Juvederm injections or $400 for the elusive fourth date, and free Lasek surgery on one eye worth $2,000 or $500 cash for that magical fifth date.
如果你給他介紹的女孩同意第一次約會,那醫生將付給你100美元。如果還有第二次約會,你就能免費獲得睫毛增長營養液或200美元。如果他們再進行第三次約會,陳醫生會送你美容用肉毒桿菌或300美元;要是能撐到第四次約會,你將免費得到整形用玻尿酸注射一次或400美元;假如還有不可思議的第五次約會,你會獲得價值2000美元的單眼激光近視手術或500美元現金。

If you're thinking to yourself, "this sounds like a pretty good deal," and you know tons of eligible women that would love to date a successful doctor, think again. The reason Chynn has yet to find his match, is that he's quite possibly the pickiest man in New York City.
如果你認識很多高資質、願意和成功醫生約會的女性,在說出“交易蠻划算”之前還請三思而行吧。陳醫生極有可能是全紐約最挑剔的男人,這也是他到現在都沒找到合適女友的原因。

The qualities he's seeking in a woman have not changed since he posted his 2012 personal ad, and he's very, very specific. The following is just a few of the criteria a woman must meet to be considered a match for Dr. Chynn:
自從他2012年發佈個人廣告後,徵求女友的條件就一直沒變,而且條目精細繁多。下面就是想做陳醫生女友必須達到的部分條件:

Age 27-35 (ideally 28-34)
年齡27-35歲(最好是28-34歲)

No kids, wants kids in the next 1-2 years
無子,但準備在未來1-2年內要孩子

College graduate, doesn’t have to be a great school, but needs to have finished the degree
大學畢業生,不一定要名牌大學畢業,但一定要順利畢業。

Skinny (i.e. dress size 0-2, if you don’t know what that means (many men don’t) it means very skinny)
身材苗條(例如穿0到2號的衣服。如果你不知道那是什麼意思(許多男人都不知道),就當做瘦得皮包骨頭好了。)

Caucasian (not black, not Hispanic, not Asian)
白種人(不是黑人、西班牙人或亞洲人)

Healthy lifestyle (defined as no smoking, no drugs, good diet, no hard drinking)
生活方式健康(不吸菸,不吸毒,飲食健康,不酗酒)

It's been a few days since Chynn sent the email, and he's only had two set-ups, and -- shocker -- he rejected both of them because they didn't meet his sky-high standards.
陳醫生髮出郵件好多天後才收到兩個回覆,令人震驚的是,他把兩個約會對象都拒絕了,因爲她們不符合他的擇偶超高標準。

“The yield is very low because I’m so picky,” he told the New York Post in an interview. “I’m not crazy I just want someone who’s the right age and the same sort of education and we’re compatible and loves me for me.”
他在接受《紐約郵報》採訪時說:“這幾乎沒有任何成效,因爲我太挑剔了。我不是病態,我只想找一個和我年齡相近、受教育程度相當的人,她要和我相處融洽,愛我本人,沒有其他企圖。”