經典英語小笑話短文閱讀
笑話可能只是文字遊戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起着重要作用。本站小編整理了經典英語小笑話短文，歡迎閱讀!
A doctor's Wise Investment
(originally in English)
There was an art exposition, and the artist who painted the pictures for the exposition askedthe gallery owner whether anyone had been interested in his paintings. So the owner said, "Ihave good news and bad news for you.
The good news is that there was a gentleman interested in your paintings and he asked mewhether your artwork would increase in value after your death, just like that of many otherartists. So I said, yes, of course, it would.
According to your potential, your paintings will, of course,increase in value after your death. Sohe bought fifteen of them altogether. That's the good news." Then the artist asked, "Whatabout the bad news?" And the gallery owner replied, "
The guy who bought the paintings is your doctor."
醫生的利多投資
一位畫家在畫廊舉行畫展，畫家問畫廊老闆有沒有人對他的畫有興趣?老闆回答：「我有好消息和壞消息要告訴你。好消息是有位先生對你的畫很感興趣，他問你會不會和很多畫家一樣，作品等到死了以後更值錢。我告訴他這是當然的，以你的潛力，死了以後畫作一定更有價值。結果他一口氣買了十五幅，這是好消息的部分。」畫家問：「那壞消息呢?」
老闆回答：「那位買十五幅畫的人，就是你的醫生!」
經典英語小笑話短文篇二A Family Tradition
(Originally In Chinese)
Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital, and one said, "I have decided to give mysister to you in marriage once we are out of here."
The other man said, "No, thank you. It cannot be so."
He asked, "Why?" The man answered, "Because,according to our family tradition only relativesget married. We cannot marry an outsider."
The other man asked, "How come there is such a family custom?" He said, "You see, mygrandmother married my grandfather. My mother married my father, my sister married mybrother-in-law, and so on. How can I marry your sister?"
家庭傳統
有兩個瘋子在神經病醫院裏面互相聊天，一個說：「等出院了以後，我決定會把我妹妹嫁給你。」另外一個說：「多謝啦!這個不行哪!」「爲什麼不行呢?」
「因爲我的家庭的傳統都是親戚才能夠結婚的，不能跟外人結婚。」「怎麼會有這種家族的風俗呢?」
他說：「你看，我的外婆跟我的外公結婚，我媽媽跟我爸爸結婚，我姐姐跟我姐夫結婚，我怎麼能夠跟你的妹妹結婚?」
經典英語小笑話短文篇三One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.
When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"
"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.
On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.
Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".
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