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英語幽默小笑話：歌德的包容

Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool." "But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.

一次，歌德正在魏瑪一個公園的狹窄小道上散步。碰巧，他遇見了一個對他懷有敵意的評論家。兩人都停了下來，彼此相互對視。接着評論家說道:“我決不會給傻瓜讓路。”“可我會.”說完歌德退到了一邊。

　英語幽默小笑話：誰更醜?

Abraham Lincoln's ability to laugh at himself sustained him through his many adversities. One example he often recAlled was the time when an ugly man thrust a revolver in his face. Lincoln tried to remain calm, asking the man what he wanted. The man replied, holding the gun to Lincoln's head, "Some years ago I swore that if I ever came across an uglier man than myself, I'd shoot him on the spot."

亞伯拉罕·林肯自我解嘲的才智幫助他度過了許多災難。他經常回想起一個例子，一次一個醜陋的男子用一把左輪手槍頂在了他的臉上。林肯努力保持鎮靜，問那人想要什麼。那人用槍指着他的頭，回答說:“多年前我發過誓，如果見到一個比我還醜的人，我就當場擊斃他。”

Relief crossed Lincoln's face and he lost all his tension and anxiety. "Shoot me," he said to the stranger, "for if I am an uglier man than you, I don't want to live."

一絲欣慰掠過林肯的面龐，他的緊張和焦慮一掃而光。“開槍吧，”他對那個陌生人說，“因爲要是我比你還醜，我就不想活了。”

英語幽默小笑話：里根的雄心

Reagan is the oldest president in the history of the United States. He has been on many occasions cleverly counterattacked his opponents' attack against his r making it known to the public that "he has Alzheimer's disease and his days are numbered", he, once again, suddenly appeared at a Republican campaign rally. He said:"At present, I'm afraid I can't run for the presidency in 1996, but this does not rule out the possibility of my running for presidency in 2000." Then, all stood up and applauded,even including his old enemies.

里根是美國曆史上年齡最大的總統，他曾多次巧妙地回擊了對手對他年齡的攻擊。他在公佈了自已“已得老年癡呆症，來日無多”後，突然又一次出現在一個共和黨的競選集會上，並說:“就目前而言，我恐怕不能競選1996年的總統了，但這並不排除我參加2000年總統競選的可能性.”這時，全場起立，甚至連他的宿敵也爲之鼓掌。