兒童英語幽默的笑話3則

英語有時候學習起來很枯燥了，下面就給大家分享一下英語笑話，大家無聊的時候就可以看看啦

　　英語笑話閱讀

Pet Parrot

Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, What do you want for your birthday? Smitty says, I want to get laid.

So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.

After a few minutes, Harry hears really loud screeching and squawking, so he runs upstairs and into the room.

There's Smitty, holding down the whore parrot and yanking out her colorful feathers.

Harry, says Smitty, what the hell are you doing?

Smitty says, For a hundred bucks I want her nude!

　　英語幽默小笑話

Running Shoes

Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.

One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.

The second guy hisses: What are you doing, you can't outrun the lion And the first guy says: No, but all I have to do is outrun you!

　　有趣的兒童英語笑話

Where is the egg?雞蛋在哪裏?

老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?

學生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。

老師：“雞蛋”在哪?

學生：在蛋糕裏，先生

Where is the egg?

Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?

Student:In the cake,Sir.