約會指南:該做啥不該做啥The Dos & Don'ts
The Dos and Don'ts of Dating from 'The Mindy Project'
《明迪煩事多》戀愛指南：該做什麼不該做什麼1.) Do Go to Bookstores to Meet Cute Guys: You never know where your long-lost Tom Hanks could be waiting for you. Plus books are things smart people like.
一定要去書店邂逅帥哥：你永遠不知道你遺失很久的湯姆•漢克斯可能在哪等着你。另外書是聰明人喜歡的東西。2.) Do Eat Clear Soup: Healthy and delicious!
一定要喝清湯：健康又好吃！
3.) Do Have Pluck: Outside from being just a really funny, old-timey word, having pluck means you're in charge! Men love a woman in charge!
一定要有勇氣：做旁觀者僅僅很有趣，老話說，勇氣意味着你在負責！男人喜歡負責的女人！4.) Don't Miss An Opportunity to Play Hostess: Men love a lady who know that people can't get enough of chocolate and snacks.
不要錯過做女主人的機會：男人喜歡一個女人知道誰沒有拿到足夠巧克力或零食。5.) Do Narrate The Lives of Other People on The Subway: I used to do this all the time when I lived in New York (just quietly in my head). It shows your creative spirit!
一定要描述地鐵上其他人的生活：當我住在紐約的時候我總是會這樣做（只是靜靜地在我的腦海裏）。它顯示了你的創造精神！6.) Do Make a Painfully Awkward Speech At Your Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding: It'll be cathartic!
一定要在你前男友的婚禮上做一個痛苦尷尬的演講，這將是起到發泄作用的！7.) Do Take Life Advice from Talking Dolls: I mean, Barbie has kept her boyfriend Ken around for 43 years.
要接受來自會說話的娃娃的生活建議：我的意思是，芭比娃娃已經把男友肯留在身邊43年了。8.) Don't Be Yourself: Especially on blind dates with cute, successful, stable men who seem to like you.
不一定要做自己：尤其是在和帥氣、成功、穩重且似乎喜歡你的男人相親時。9.) Don't Go On an Eat, Pray, Love Thing: Praying is boring, better to die alone. (Plus Julia Roberts had way more fun in her other if it meant way less sex with James Franco.)
不要進行《美食、祈禱和戀愛》那樣的事：祈禱是無聊的，最好孤獨地死去。 （加上朱莉婭•羅伯茨在她的其他電影中能得到更多樂趣。即使這意味着與詹姆斯•弗蘭科的性生活減少。）10.) Do Not Lower Your Standards: Everyone deserves a guy with the wealth of Mayor Bloomberg, the personality of Jon Stewart and the face of Michael Fassbender. Dream big!
不要降低你的標準：每個人都值得一個像市長彭博那樣富有，像喬恩•斯圖爾特那樣有性格和有着邁克爾•法斯賓德那樣帥氣的臉的男人。要敢做夢！
