雙語笑話 第37期:Beef Sandwich牛肉三明治
Beef Sandwich
牛肉三明治
A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.
有一名男子走近一家熟食店，在吃午餐的櫃檯旁選了一個位置。
"Give me corned beef sandwich,"he ordered.
他點餐時說：“給我來個醃牛肉三明治。”
"Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu,but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it ,like our midnight Special."
"菜單上沒有醃牛肉三 明治，但是我可以給你一個裏面有醃牛肉的三明治，像是我們的午夜特餐。”
"What's a Midnight Special?"
“午夜特餐是什麼？”
"A triple decker with corned beef,tongue,bologna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pockle and mayonnaise,on toasted raisin bread."
“有三層，裏面是醃牛肉、牛舌、薰香腸、蕃茄、萵苣、 洋蔥、醃泡菜，還有美乃滋的三層烤葡萄乾麪包。…
"Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it to me on a plate?"
"你可不可以在兩片白麪包中間只放一片醃牛肉，裝在一個盤子上端給我吃？”
"Why,sure!"Then,turning to the sandwich man ,
“哦，當然可以。啦！”接着他就轉向製作三明治的人，
he sang out:"One Midnighet it one deck,hold the tongue,bolgna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pickle and mayonnaise,and make the raisin bread white,untoasted!"
大聲喊出：“一個午夜特餐。把它做一層就好，裏面不要加牛着、薰香腸、蕃茄、萵苣、洋蔥、醃泡菜和美乃滋，把葡萄乾麪包做成白麪包，不要烤！”
