雙語笑話 第27期:Broken Finger斷指
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain .
有名年輕女子去看醫生,怨忿地說着她的病痛。
"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.
醫生問她:“你哪裏痛?”
"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,
女子說:“你一定要幫幫我,我全身痛。”
"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."
醫生問說:“什麼意思呀,全身?講更明確一點吧”
The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
這名女子用她的指碰觸右膝,痛得直叫;
"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,
“哎唷,那裏好痛呀。”然後她碰觸左臉頰,又痛得直叫:
"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,
“哎呀,那裏也好痛呀。”然後她碰觸右耳垂,她哭喊說:
"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.
“哎呀,連那裏也好痛呀。”
The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a broken finger."
醫生體貼地替她檢查了一會兒,然後把診斷結果告訴她:“你的手指斷了啦。”