雙語笑話 第34期:Idiot Teacher白癡老師
Idiot Teacher
白癡老師
If there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher .
喜愛挖苦人的老師說：“如果在這間教室裏面有白癡，就請站起來好嗎？”。
After a long silence,one rreshman rose to his feet,
沉默了很久之後，有一名新生就站起來了。
"Now then mister ,why do you consider yourself an idiot? "enquired the teacher with a sneer.
老師就以譏笑的口氣問他：“喂， 先生，你爲什麼認爲你自己是個白癡呀？”
"Well ,actually I don't,"said the student ,"but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
這名學生說：“ 唉呀，實際上我纔不認爲我是個白癡呢，而是我很討厭看着你一個人站在那裏啦。”
