雙語幽默詩歌：媽媽教會我的事

《學習拉》英語欄目收錄了英美人日常生活中經常說到、用到的最實用的有關日常生活會話句子、短語，滿足你的需求。

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

"If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION

母親教會我如何珍惜他人辛苦勞動：

“如果你們要打架，到外邊打去我剛整理好房間!”

母親教會我什麼是宗教：

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

“你最好祈禱那個東西能從地毯下冒出來。”

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL

母親教會我什麼是時間旅行：

"If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

“你要是不改，我把你一把推到下週三!”(意爲：不讓過週末。)

My mother taught me LOGIC

母親教會我什麼是邏輯：

"Because I said so, that’s why."

“爲什麼?因爲我就是這麼說的!”

My mother taught me FORESIGHT

母親教會我什麼是遠見：

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident."

“一定要穿乾淨內衣，以防萬一你遇到事故。”

My mother taught me IRONY

母親教會我什麼是諷刺：

"Keep laughing and I’ll give ou something to cry about."

“接着笑吧，我讓你一會兒哭不出來”

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM

母親教會我什麼是柔體雜技：

"Will you ’look’ at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

“你能不能看看你脖子後面的泥!”

My mother taught me about STAMINA

母親教會我什麼是耐力：

"You’ll sit there ’til all that spinach is finished."

“坐在那兒，直到把所有的菠菜吃完。”

My mother taught me about WEATHER

母親教會我如何識天氣：

"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

“好像有龍捲風席捲過你的房間。”

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS

母親教會我如何解決物理學問題：

"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"

“如果我高聲叫喊，是因爲我看見有一顆流星正朝你俯衝而來，那你會不會聽我的話?”

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY

母親教會我什麼是僞善：

"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times - Don’t exaggerate!"

“如果我曾告訴過你一次，我實際上已告訴過你百萬次不許誇張!”

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

母親教會我什麼是生命的輪迴：

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

“是我把你帶來這個世界的，我也可以讓你離開。”

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION

母親教會我什麼是行爲矯正：

"Stop acting like your father!"

“別像你父親那樣做!”

My mother taught me about ENVY

母親教會我什麼是嫉妒：

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!"

“這世界上有數百萬不幸的孩子，他們可沒有你這麼好的父母。”