自測：你有多少小心機？看看中了幾槍
1. Coming up with believable reasons for canceling plans with friends.
臨時取消和朋友的約定，還能想到可信的藉口。
2. Pretending to listen to ~constructive criticism~ while secretly thinking, "Seriously? You're giving me advice?!"
假裝聽取“苦口良言”，內心戲是這樣的，“有沒有搞錯，你還給我建議？”
3. Letting everyone around you know exactly how you feel without opening your mouth.
不用開口就能讓周圍的所有人明白你的意思。
4. Reading WhatsApps without opening them, so you can ignore people more easily.
不打開聊天應用就看到消息，這樣你就可以輕易的忽略某些人了。
5. Pressing "close" on the doors of the lift while pretending you're pressing "open".
在電梯門口按“關門”鍵還能假裝你在按“開門”鍵。
6. Keeping your internal monologue to yourself.
你的內心戲只有自己能聽到。
7. But knowing whom you can trust with the secrets you're not meant to tell anyone.
對於那些你不打算告訴任何人的祕密，你知道可以放心地告訴什麼人。
8. Classifying new people you meet as that kind of person.
認識陌生人時馬上可以把ta歸類爲某種人。
9. Pretending not to see someone you really can't be bothered to talk to.
不想和某人說話的時候，可是假裝沒有看到他。
