分手的八大好處
1. You're no longer that girl who's always complaining about her crappy relationship. Everyone (lovingly) hates this girl and if you look back on your life, you hated when you were this girl too. Freedom from being that girl is priceless.
1. 你再也不是那個總是抱怨自己戀情糟糕的女孩兒了。每個人對這個女孩都又愛又恨，如果你回顧自己以往的生活，你也會討厭當時的自己。不再是這種女孩的自由是無價的。
2. You can go to the movies whenever you want without having to check with another person. Don't get me wrong, it's great having someone to go to the movies with but I can't tell you how many times I've thought, Oooh, I want to go to the movies and there's a movie we've both wanted to see playing in 20 minutes! But I'm not sure if Dave can get there in 20, or what if he's still at work or doing laundry or doesn't feel like it. I guess I'll wait. Guess what? Eff that. You can just goooo.
2. 你不需要問另一個人有沒有時間，只要你想，隨時都可以去看電影。別誤會我，有個人陪着一起去看電影當然很棒，但曾有很多次，我想去看電影，而電影院20分鐘內就會放映我們倆都喜歡的電影了！但我卻不確定戴夫能否20分鐘內趕到電影院，又或者如果他仍在工作或者正在洗衣服或者不想看電影怎麼辦？我猜我只能等了。猜猜怎麼着？額，現在你可以直接去了。
3. You can go to your favorite restaurant again without having to listen to him mock how weird the wall art is in there. How do I deal with it? Oh, I don't know, I guess I just focus on my burrito and how good it is without thinking about why the tapestries don't really "go with the vibe."
3. 你可以再次去你喜歡的餐館吃飯了，而且用不着聽他嘲笑這家餐館的壁畫有多怪異。我如何應對這種情況？我不知道，我猜我只要專心吃我的墨西哥玉米捲餅，想着這有多美味就好了，我纔不會想爲什麼這個掛毯會“不符合氛圍”呢。
4. You can actually go out with that guy you secretly had a crush on. You know, the non-idiot you spent all your time thinking about when you were with your boyfriend who was an idiot.
4. 你可以與私底下有好感的男生約會了。你知道的，就是你與傻瓜男朋友約會時心裏一直想着的那個聰明蛋。
5. You can go out with your girlfriends and have no idea where you guys will end up at the end of the night. As opposed to knowing the night will probably end with a fight with your dumb boyfriend who you don't even like that much anymore.
5. 你可以與閨蜜們出去浪，根本就不知道多晚回去。而不是知道這晚最終會與傻瓜男友的爭吵結束，你對他的喜歡也沒有那麼深了。
6. You don't have to pretend to like their crazy mom anymore. Another bonus? You can admit their mom was totally crazy.
6. 你不用再假裝喜歡他們無厘頭的母親了。另一個福利？你可以完全承認他們的媽媽是個瘋子。
7. You get the whole damn bed. With, yes, five pillows because pillows are great and boys do not get this.
7. 整張牀都是你的。是的，五個枕頭都是你的，因爲抱着枕頭睡覺很舒服啊，男生們是不會懂的。
8. You'll actually get some sleep instead of spending the whole night trying not to let his snoring or constant turning make you want to push him off your bed and out the window.
8. 你真的能睡好覺，而不是整夜被他們的呼嚕聲和不斷的翻身折磨，甚至想把他們踢下牀或是扔出窗外。
