盤點年十大最奇葩工作:最後一個太逗了!
Is your career in the doldrums? Are you bored at work? If so, why don’t you shake things up in 2016 with one of the following whacky – but potentially lucrative – jobs available across the world?
你的職業生涯正處於低迷階段嗎？你對你的工作已經反感了嗎？如果是這樣的話，爲什麼不在2016年改變一下呢？換一個以下提到的全世界最怪誕，但又頗具潛力且收益頗豐的職業呢？StandOutCV, a career counseling website in the UK, has found 10 of the craziest jobs you can apply for in 2016.
英國"出色簡歷"就業顧問網站日前總結出了2016年可以嘗試的"十大最瘋狂職業"。enta chef, London
1.胎盤廚師--英國倫敦
The ancient Chinese tradition of eating placenta after giving birth has hit the West with a bang.
中國古代吃胎盤的這一傳統，在西方引起了轟動。With celebrities such as Kim Kardashian embracing the benefits and TV chefs such as Jamie Oliver also a fan - he admitted to coming up with a placenta recipe after his wife gave birth to their second daughter in 2009.
美國社交名流金·卡戴珊已經從中受益。爲電視名廚傑米·奧利弗也說，2009年妻子生下第二個女兒後，自己想出了一個胎盤配方。A new undisclosed restaurant is about to open in London that will take using natural ingredients to a new level. If you have a hardened stomach and are not repulsed by the thought of using placenta in recipes, then this job vacancy may be for you.
倫敦一家即將開放的餐廳就計劃提供胎盤食物。如果你有一個堅強的胃並且不會被吃胎盤的思想所影響，那麼這份工作就是爲你準備的。Those that are interested in applying should reply through Craigslist and must have previous experience in cooking with placenta.
值得一提的是，有意申請這份工作的人，要通過Craigslist回覆，且必須具備烹飪胎盤的經驗。Salary: 15 pounds per hour.
薪資：每小時15英鎊。onauts for future space missions
2.未來的宇航員
Recently NASA announced its plan to launch a human mission to Mars. Despite the launch not happening until at least 2030, NASA are already advertising for people to be aboard the ship when it takes off.
美國宇航局近來宣佈將推出人類登陸火星的任務。儘管這項任務要至少2030年才能執行，但美國宇航局已經開始招募未來宇航員。In order to apply, applicants must hold a degree in either biological or physical science, mathematics or engineering. Those looking to apply must also have at least three years’ experience in a relevant field or over 1,000 hours experience piloting a jet.
申請者必須擁有生物學或物理學、數學、工程學學位，必須擁有駕駛飛機1000小時的飛行經驗和至少3年相關領域經驗。For those with the relevant qualifications, be sure to get your application in before February 18 2016.
如果滿足相關資格，申請者還須在2016年2月18日之前遞交申請。By the way – it’s likely to be a one-way trip.
順便說一句，這很可能是有去無回的單程任務哦。Salary for this position: Unknown.
職位薪資：未知。k sexers, UK
3.小雞性別區分師--英國
The British Poultry Council is currently experiencing a shortage of chicken sexers, despite offering a salary of 40,000 pounds per year. This means that there are an abundance of chicken sexer jobs available within the UK.
儘管開出了4萬英鎊的年薪，英國家禽協會仍然短缺"小雞性別區分師"。這也意味着英國有很多小雞性別區分師的職位空缺。The main role of a chicken sexer is to determine whether a chick is male or female so they can be reared appropriately.
他們的主要工作是區分小雞的性別，以便用正確的方法飼養小雞。For those interested in applying, expect to complete three years of training in order to be able to carry out the duty properly.
有意申請的人需要先接受3年的培訓，這樣才能正確履行職責。Salary: 40,000 pounds per year.
薪資：每年4萬英鎊smeller, Aberdeen
4.啤酒品嚐師--阿伯丁
For the beer fans out there, BrewDog has the job for you. The Scottish start-up is currently looking for someone to smell and drink beer to help them find the best attributes in each product.
對於啤酒迷來說，蘇格蘭初創企業BrewDog可爲你提供一份工作。這家公司正尋找通過聞啤酒或品嚐啤酒找出每種啤酒的最佳品質的人To be in with a chance of being a ‘sensory analyst’ for BrewDog in Aberdeen, a science degree is desirable and ‘profesional’ experience is essential.
要想成爲阿伯丁BrewDog的啤酒品嚐師，你還需要科學學位和專業經驗。Salary: Negotiable depending on experience.
薪資：根據經驗可以商談。al therapy handler, Scotland
5.寵物治療師--蘇格蘭
Although not a paid position, animal owners in Scotland can share the fun pets bring with people in residential homes, hospitals and special needs schools.
儘管這是個沒有薪酬的職位，但蘇格蘭的動物主人卻可在民居、醫院以及特殊學校分享飼養寵物的樂趣。Pets As Therapy and Canine Concern Scotland Trust are always looking for volunteers to help combat stress and loneliness felt by those within the above organisations.
蘇格蘭寵物療法與犬類關注基金會都在尋找志願者，幫助減少寵物的壓力和孤獨感。Being an animal owner and lover is essential, previous experience is not necessary.
申請者必須是自己飼養動物或者愛好動物，有無經驗不重要。Salary: None.
薪資：無n pusher, Japan
6.地鐵推運工--日本
If you think the London Underground is bad, you clearly haven’t been to a train station in Japan. The stations often get so busy that professional pushers are required to push people onto the overcrowded trains.
如果你認爲英國的地鐵很糟糕，那你肯定不瞭解日本的車站。日本地鐵站非常繁忙，經常需要專業的推手將人們推入擁擠的車廂中。Pushers are also required to pull off those sneaky passengers that have attempted to board the train too late or when they decided the train is too full.
此外，推送員還需要將那些登車太晚或車廂中人滿爲患時，將部分乘客推下車。Those interested in the position should know that they will be required to wear a uniform with white gloves and will generally be required to work between 7am and 9am and 7pm and 9pm.
這個有趣的職位還要求申請者身穿白色制服，在早7點到9點、晚7點到9點之間上班。The role is considered part-time and is often carried out by students. If interested, visit one of the train stations in Japan to find out more.
這份工作可以兼職，經常有學生做這種工作。有過有興趣，去日本的任一一個地鐵站參觀，都能發現許多這樣的人。Salary for this position: Undisclosed.
崗位薪資：沒有透露。er Lego builder, US
7.樂高建築大師--美國
Lego offer the opportunity to become a Master Lego Builder. Lego will handpick Master Lego Builders to work at one of its theme parks or discovery centres. As you can imagine, the role is incredibly competitive and highly selective. Currently, Lego only has 40 Master Lego Builders in the world.
樂高公司正在提供一個成爲"樂高建築大師"的機會。目前該公司將親自爲其主題公園和探索中心挑選建築大師。正如你所能想到的，這個職位的競爭日益激烈。目前，樂高在全球也僅有40位樂高建築大師。In order to apply, applicants must check out their website at the beginning of 2016 to find out about opportunities available.
有意申請者從2016年初就要經常查看樂高網站，抓住機會。Salary for this position: $37,500 per year.
崗位薪資：年薪37500美元。o game tester, UK
8.視頻遊戲測試師--英國
Gaming geeks can do what they love full-time when they get a job testing the latest video games. It may sound like the stuff of dreams, but video game testers are in high demand.
遊戲愛好者可以申請這份全職工作，對最新視頻遊戲進行測試。可能聽起來像做夢一樣。但實際上這份工作的要求非常高。Main duties include playing new games, reporting faults and ensuring quality. A huge number of game manufacturers are currently looking for gamers including Sega and Rockstar Group.
視頻遊戲測試師的主要職責包括玩最新遊戲、報告漏洞以及評級。包括世嘉和Rockstar集團在內的大量遊戲開發商目前都在招募遊戲玩家Attention to detail and a keen interest in video games is required for the majority of gaming roles and previous testing experience is often desirable.
關注細節和對視頻遊戲的熱愛是必須的，此外，還需要有測試經驗。Salary: 12,000 pounds to 25,000 pounds per year, depending on experience.
薪資：年薪依據經驗，12000英鎊到25000英鎊不等poo picker upper, US
9.狗狗糞便撿拾人--美國
For those looking for a career in the US, Poop Troops Pet Waste Removal Service is looking for people to help them pick up dog poop. The ideal candidate shouldn’t be frightened of dogs, be able to work outdoors and in the rain and be able to pick up dog poop.
美國寵物糞便清除服務公司正招募新人，幫助他們撿拾狗糞。理想的應聘者不能怕狗，能夠堅持在戶外工作，即使在雨天也能撿拾狗糞。Experience isn’t necessary, high school education.
有無經驗皆可，需要高中學歷。Salary for position: $10 to $12 per hour.
崗位薪資：每小時10到12美金。ger of Chelsea FC, London
10.切爾西足球俱樂部主教練--倫敦
Finally, following the sacking of Jose Mourinho, Chelsea Football Club are seeking a new manager.
最後一個，由於主教練穆里尼奧的下課，切爾西足球俱樂部正在尋找新的教練。Applicants must possess a win-at-all cost mentality, the ability to come up with witty one liners and always be happy to give journalists the run around.
應聘者必須擁有一個不惜一切代價的心態，擁有說出俏皮話的能力，並且能和記者和諧相處。Key duties include leading a team of international stars.
最重要的職責包括帶領一隊的世界級球星Salary: Millions, depending on experience!
薪資：有經驗的話，數百萬吧！
