鳳姐看不上林書豪 因爲林書豪不夠帥
隨着林書豪在全球大熱，不少網友發現林書豪的本人條件竟然完全符合鳳姐的擇偶標準！不少網友紛紛表示沒想到紅如林書豪，最終也逃不過鳳姐的魔掌...就在這個時候，鳳姐在微博上表示林書豪長得不夠帥，而且籃球又不能當飯吃。林書豪就這樣活生生地被鳳姐拋棄了，引起網友們的熱烈討論。
鳳姐的炒作我們已經習慣了，這次鳳姐語出驚人也是我們早就預料到的事情。按照鳳姐的邏輯，這個世界上大部分男人都對她有意思，爲了讓鳳姐安心，咱就爲鳳姐支招：怎樣甩掉男朋友而又把對他的傷害降低到最小？！
1. Choose a day to dump your boyfriend. Make sure it is a completely insignificant date. Don't add insult to injury by breaking up with him on his birthday, Valentine's Day or the anniversary of the day his dog died.
甩掉男朋友需要挑日子。不要在特殊的日子裏把人家甩了，比如他的生日、情人節、交往周年紀念日或者是他的愛犬死掉的紀念日。
2. Keep your distance for at least a week prior to the date you have set. Don't call, message or visit your boyfriend during this time. If he calls you or stops by, tell him you are busy. This gives you time to consider what to say and to be certain you really want to go through with it. Your boyfriend is also likely to sense that something is up, and will (hopefully) start to prepare himself emotionally.
在你選定分手日子之後，這個日期之前至少一個星期，不要跟他太親密。不要給他打電話、發短信或者是去找他。如果他給你打電話或者來找你，告訴他你很忙。這是給你時間考慮要怎麼跟他說以及給你時間確定真的要這麼做。這樣也會讓你男朋友一些暗示，讓他有一定的心理準備。
3. Meet at a place where you are both comfortable, but one that is not too crowded with people. You don't want him to feel embarrassed or humiliated if he gets choked up or teary. Make sure it is someplace you will be able to leave quickly and easily, just in case he starts to make a scene or things become heated.
找一個讓你們倆都覺得比較舒服的地方見面，但是要注意，這裏的人不要太多。你不會希望他哽咽或者哭泣的時候因爲旁邊人太多而尷尬。另外這個地方需要讓你容易快速離開，以防萬一他反應過度。
4. Be honest with your boyfriend about your reasons for wanting to break up. Get right to the point. At the same time, be sensitive and choose your words carefully. It's a good idea to rehearse what you are going to say several times before you meet. Have the conversation while looking in a mirror.
誠實地告訴他你想和他分手的原因。直接開門見山就好，同時說話時候的用詞要非常注意。在見面前你最好先對着鏡子說幾遍練習一下。
5. When stating your reasons for breaking up, start your sentences with "I" instead of placing blame. For example, instead of saying "You don't make me happy," you might say, "I'm not happy."
當你再說分手原因的時候，最好用“我怎麼怎麼樣”的句子，而不是責怪。比如說“你讓我不開心”就沒有“我不開心”的說法要差。
6. Wish him the best. Tell him that you truly hope he finds someone who will love him the way he deserves to be loved--then reiterate that it's just not you. Don't say anything that might give him false hope, such as "I'll still be here if you need someone to talk to."
祝福他。告訴他你真心希望他能找到更好的、更直的他愛的人——而這個人不是你。不要給他任何假的希望，比如“如果想找人聊聊可以找我”之類的話。
