6年級幽默英語笑話閱讀

英語笑話由於其滑稽可笑的特點常常能夠促使人們開懷捧腹。本文是6年級幽默英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　6年級幽默英語笑話：Jackasses jokes

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,

looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,

a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark

saying

　　6年級幽默英語笑話：A Girl Just Like Mother

No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.

“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her.

So the young man searched and searched， and finally found the told his friendly adviser：

“Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked like just as you said，mother liked her”

“So，”asked the friend，“what happened?”

“Nothing，”said the young man.“My father hates her!”

　　6年級幽默英語笑話：士兵坐飛機有美女陪伴的高招

Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.

When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said,

　　6年級幽默英語笑話：Three reasons

Teacher: Stone , give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.

Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so,and you says so !

三條理由

老師：斯通，說出三條理由來證明地球是圓的。

斯通：媽媽是這樣說的，爸爸是這樣說的，你也是這樣說的!

　　6年級幽默英語笑話：A clever answer

Betty: Black hens are more clever than white ones, are’t they?

Letty: How do you know?

Betty: Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can’t lay black ones.

聰明的回答

貝特：黑母雞比白母雞聰明多了，不是嗎?

萊特：你怎麼知道?

貝特：嗯，黑母雞會下白蛋，但是白母雞卻不會下黑蛋。

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