英語幽默笑話閱讀欣賞

英語笑話不僅能讓你笑，還能讓你學習到英語知識，小編今天就給大家帶來了英語的笑話，供大家參考

　　英語笑話一

A shoplifter |was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend."

一個小偷在一家珠寶店企圖偷走一隻手錶的時候被當場擒獲。“聽着，”小偷說，“我知道你們也不想惹麻煩。我把這隻表買下，然後我們就當什麼也沒發生，你看怎樣?”經理表示同意，然後列了一張售貨單。小偷看着單子說道：“這比我最初的預算稍稍高了一點，你們還有沒有便宜一點兒東西。”

　　英語笑話二

The Fish Net

Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

魚網

你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安? 老師發問道。

把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。 小女孩回答道。

　　英語笑話三

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"　　 Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"

婚後已久，我丈夫往往在一個特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我們結婚35周年紀唸的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：“親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?” 　　 他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望着我：“因此，你想交換座位嗎?”