經典幽默英語故事四則

在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘記了放鬆自己。下面本站小編爲大家帶來經典幽默英語故事四則，希望大家喜歡!

　　經典幽默英語故事：懶惰的結果

Mother; Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?

媽媽:約翰尼，你今天放學以後爲什麼被留下了?

Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I fumed in a blank sheet of paper.

約翰尼:老師叫我們寫一篇題爲“徽惰的結果”的作文，我交了一張白卷。

經典幽默英語故事：後悔

Little George was his dad asked him why.

一天喬治哭了，他爸爸問他怎麼了。

“I’ve lost 5 pence,” sobbed George.

“我丟了五便士。”喬治哭着說。

"Never mind，” said his dad kindly, "Here's another S pence for you.”

“沒關係。”爸爸和藹地說。“我再給你五便士。”

At which George howled louder that ever.

但喬治哭得比以前更響了。

"Now what is it?" asked his dad.

“這是怎麼了?”爸爸問。

"I wish I' d said I' d lost 10 pence!”

“我後悔剛纔沒說丟了十便士。”

　經典幽默英語故事：他贏了

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

湯姆:約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

約翰尼:他害病臥牀了。他受了傷

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

湯姆:真糟糕，怎麼回事?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

約翰尼:我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

　經典幽默英語故事：睡前禱告詞

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said "Make Na pies the capital of Italy”

朱莉葉在做睡前祈禱。“禱告上帝。”她說:“讓那不勒斯成爲意大利的首都吧。”

Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?" And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam”

她媽媽打斷她說:“朱莉葉，你爲什麼求上帝讓那不勒斯成爲意大利的首都呢?”朱莉葉回答說:“因爲我在我的地理考卷上就這麼寫的。”