幽默英語故事四則

在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘記了放鬆自己。下面本站小編爲大家帶來經典幽默英語故事四則，希望大家喜歡!

　經典幽默英語故事：我會把您背下去

My 15一year一old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don' t you feel well，Mom?” he asked with concern. "No, I don't,” I said.

我十五歲的兒子連跑帶顛地跑回家裏發現我躺在牀上。“媽媽，您覺得不舒服嗎?”他關心地問。“是的，我有點不舒服:”我說。

"Well, don't you worry about dinner," he reassured me "I'll carry you down to the stoves”

“那麼，您別擔心晚飯了:”他安慰我說:“我可以把你背到樓下的爐竈前去。”

　經典幽默英語故事：老虎來了

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance，running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of" Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. 'The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims，"Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一隻老虎出現在遠處，向他們衝來。這時其中的一個人從包裏拿出一雙“耐克”跑鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看着他說，“你以爲穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過老虎嗎?”

His friend replies: "I don’t have to outrun it，I just have to run faster than you.”

他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得過它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

　經典幽默英語故事：遲到的原因

Teacher: Johnny are you late for school every morning?

老師:約翰尼，爲什麼你每天早晨都遲到?

Johnny; Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says，’School一Go Slow.’

約翰尼:每當我經過學校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫着“學校—緩行”。

經典幽默英語故事：閃電

Teacher: Why is it said chat lightning never strikes the same place twice?

老師:爲什麼說閃電從來不會兩次擊中同一個地方?

Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!

羅伊:因爲它擊中一個地方一次以後，那個地方就不存在了!