英語經典幽默故事四則
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經典幽默英語故事：好消息和壞消息
A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. The doctor says: "About this medical test I did on you，I have some good news and some bad news.”
一個男人接到一了一位醫生打來的電話。醫生說:“是關於我給你做過的體檢的事，有個好消息還有個壞消息。”
The man asks for the good news first:
那個男人先要聽好消息:
"The good news is that you have 24 hours to live,” says the doctor.
“好消息就是你還能活24小時。”醫生說。
The man, incredulously: "If that is the good news, then what is the bad news??"
那個男人覺得有些不可思議說:“如果那叫做好消息的話，那壞消息是什麼呢?”
"I couldn’t reach you on the phone yesterday.”
“我昨天打電話找不到你。”
經典幽默英語故事：中獎
A man rushes into his house and yells to his w wife，"Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!”
一個男人衝進家門對他的妻子大聲嚷:“瑪莎，收拾你的行李，我剛剛底了加州彩券!”
Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
瑪莎問:“我是該帶冬裝還是夏裝呢?”
The man responds，"I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!”
那個男人回答說:“我可不管，只要你能儘快地搬出這個房子!”
經典幽默英語故事：每個人都這樣嗎
Lifeguard: "I’ve been watching you sir, and you’11 have to stop urinating in the pool.”
救生員:“我已經觀察你很久了，先生，你不能往游泳池裏小便。”
Man: "But everybody urinates in the pool.”
男人:“但每個人都在游泳池裏小便呀。”
Lifeguard: "From the diving board? "
救生員:“從跳板上嗎?”
經典幽默英語故事：陸軍與海軍的較量
An Army guy and a Navy guy found themselves in a public restroom. As the Army guy was walking out, the Navy guy id，while washing his hands，"In the Navy，they teach us to wash our hands before leaving; the restroom.” Then the Army guy replied, "Well，in the Army，they teach us not to pee on our hands!”
一個陸軍士兵和一個海軍士兵在一個公共衛生間碰面，當陸軍士兵從咀面走出來時，正在洗手的海軍士兵說:“在海軍，我們學到了上_完廁所後要洗手。”接着陸軍士兵回答說:“在陸軍，沒有人教我們往手裏撒尿!”
