兒童英語笑話大全閱讀

英語笑話有時候也能讓心情愉悅哦，小編今天就給大家帶來了英語的笑話，歡迎大家閱讀和借鑑

　　英語笑話一

stan: i won 92 goldfish.

斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。

fred: where are you going to keep them?

弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?

stan: in the bathroom.

斯丹：浴室。

fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?

stan: blindfold(矇眼睛) them!

斯丹：矇住它們的眼睛!

　　英語笑話二

My son, who made the dean’s list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana, called home a few weeks after starting his sophoMore year as a psychology student.

我的兒子是印第安那市曼西爾波州立大學的學生，大學一年級的時候，他的名字就被列在了系主任的表揚名單上。大學二年級的時候，他學的是心理學。剛開學沒幾個星期，他就往家裏打了一個電話。

“Mom,” he said excitedly, “I have found the answer to surviving college! It isn’t the grades that are so important, but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. I’m lucky to be having these wonderful experiences!”

“媽媽，”他興奮地說，“我已經找到了在大學生存下去的答案!分數不是最重要的，重要的是具備如何把學到的知識應用於日常生活的素質。幸運的是，我擁有了這種奇妙的經歷!”

“And just what does this mean?” I asked.

“你說的這些究竟是什麼意思?”我問道。

　　英語笑話三

At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living room. “Tiptoe downstairs,” she told her husband. “Don’t turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knows what’s happening.”

半夜兩點時，科爾肯太太確信自己聽到客廳裏有賊，就對丈夫說：“別開燈，輕手輕腳地下樓，悄悄地靠近他，別被他發覺。”

Dutifully, Mr. Culkin put on his robe. Just as he reached the bedroom door, his wife added, “And when you come back, bring me a glass of milk.”

科爾肯先生義無反顧地披上外套，前去捉賊。剛走到臥室門口，他的妻子又加了一句：“回來的時候給我捎杯牛奶。”