搞笑兒童英語故事閱讀

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　　搞笑兒童英語故事：想要會說話的鐘嗎?

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? One of his friends asked.

That is the talking clock, the man replied.

How's it work?

Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!

一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。

那個大銅鑼和錘子是幹什麼用的?他的一個朋友問他。

那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個會說話的鐘，學生回答。

這鐘怎麼工作的，他的朋友問。

看着，別眨眼了，那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。

突然，他們聽到隔壁牆那邊有人狂叫，別敲了，你這白癡!現在是凌晨兩點鐘了!

　　搞笑兒童英語故事：I Don’t Want to Walk Home

Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock.

But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”

After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?”

The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.”

我不想走回家

湯姆是一位老人，他喜歡在晚飯後到大街上散步，在7點回來睡覺。

但是，今天晚上一輛小汽車停在他家門前，湯姆在一位警察的幫助下走下汽車。警察告訴湯姆的妻子：“這位老人在街上迷路了，他讓我用汽車送他回來。”

警察走後：“湯姆，你每天都到那條街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎麼了?”

這位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。

　　搞笑兒童英語故事：Ten Candies

Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”

“Ten.” Jim says.

“Then,” Mother asks.

“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”

十塊糖

媽媽問兒子：“吉姆， 如果你有10塊糖，吃了4塊，那你還有幾塊糖?”

“10塊。”吉姆說。

“10塊?”媽媽問。

“是的，媽媽。因爲4塊在我的肚子裏面，6塊在肚子外面，4加6等於10，不對嗎?”

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