雙語故事:婚姻就是這麼一回事

【英文原文】

This is marriage all about——婚姻就是這麼一回事

My wife-to-be and I were at the county clerk's office for our marriage license. After recording the vital information -- names, dates of birth, etc. -- the clerk handed me our license and deadpanned, "No refunds, no exchanges, no warranties."

【中文譯文】

我和未婚妻在縣辦公室領結婚證。 在記錄完重要信息----名字，出生日期，等後 ---辦事員遞給我結婚證，臉無表情地說，“不退錢，不包換，不保修。”