"史上最短的明星婚姻"大盤點

The Lord of the Rings trilogy. The aMount of time before I need an oil change. My cell phone's battery charge. What do all of these things have in common? They are all longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries.
觀看完魔戒三部曲的時間。爲汽車換一次發動機油能維持的時間。給手機充個電的時間。這幾件事有什麼共同點嗎？他們都比金·卡戴珊和克里斯·亨弗里斯的婚姻時間長久。

The world wasn't terribly surprised when Kim Kardashian announced her divorce to Kris Humphries on Monday isn't Kim's first divorce rodeo, either. She was married to record producer Damon Thomas for four years. By Hollywood standards, that's actually a reasonable amount of time.
當週一的早晨，卡戴珊宣佈她要和亨弗里斯離婚時，世人並沒有很驚訝。況且這也不是金第一次離婚了，她曾經和製作人達蒙·托馬斯有過4年婚姻。按好萊塢的標準，4年已經很長了。

But now, Kim will join the ranks of plenty of other celebs who divorced shortly after walking down the aisle. Here are the shortest celebrity marriages of all time.
但現在，金將加入“閃電離婚明星陣營”咯。下面就盤點一下史上最短的明星婚姻有哪些：

Tom Green and Drew Barrymore: 5 Months: In a much less serious engagement, Drew Barrymore eloped with funnyman Tom Green in March 2001. We all scratched our heads. Then, the two split after only five months, citing irreconcilable differences. But hey, it lasted longer than Drew Barrymore's first marriage. She married Jeremy Thomas in 1994, and the two ended it after only 29 days. Maybe her next marriage will reach a year!
湯姆·格林和德魯·巴里摩爾：5個月。2011年3月，德魯·巴里摩爾和滑稽演員湯姆·格林在草草訂婚後結合，令人很不解。然後，二人在僅僅相處了5個月後分開，並說他們之間的矛盾已經無法調和。不過相比德魯的第一次婚姻，這次已經算長了。1994年她嫁給傑瑞米·托馬斯，29天后離婚。沒準她的下一次婚姻能維持一年了吧！

Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson: 4 Months: Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson married on a yacht in St. Tropez on July 29, 2006. It only lasted four months. They really should've gotten matching tattoos. That would've definitely made things last.
“搖滾小子”基德·羅克和帕米拉·安德森：4個月。2006年7月29號，基德·羅克和帕米拉·安德森在聖·特魯佩斯的一艘遊艇上結婚。婚姻只延續了4個月。他們真應該紋一個情侶紋身，絕對會讓婚姻維持長久些的。

Jennifer Lopez and Cris Judd: 4 Months: met Judd while the two were filming her music video for Love Don't Cost A Thing. They married and then split less than six months later. After their divorce, Judd said Lopez was the "love of his life. I was married to the love of my life and now I have to find that love again," Judd claimed.
詹尼佛·洛佩慈和克里斯·加德：4個月。詹尼佛·洛佩慈是在拍攝《愛情無價》的音樂錄影帶時，遇見的加德。他們結婚後不到6個月就離了。加德在離婚後，聲稱“洛佩慈曾是我人生的摯愛，我是爲了愛而結的婚，但現在我得重新去找一份那樣的愛了。”

Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley: 3 Months: After 108 days of wedded bliss, Lisa Marie decided to call it quits. "We shouldn't have been married in the first place," Presley said. "It was a big mistake."
尼古拉斯·凱奇和麗莎瑪麗·普雷斯利：3個月。新婚108天后，麗莎瑪麗決定終止二人的關係。“我們本來就不該結婚”，普雷斯利說，“這是個大錯誤。"

Britney Spears and Jason Allen Alexander: 2 Days Britney shocked the world when she eloped with her childhood friend in 2004. The couple annulled the marriage after 55 hours.
布蘭妮斯·皮爾斯和詹森·艾倫·亞歷山大：2天！2004年，布蘭妮和她的青梅竹馬私奔的消息震驚了世界。結果55個小時後，這對小夫妻就宣佈取消婚姻關係。