大話西遊的搞笑英語臺詞

周星馳的電影《大話西遊》曾以它無厘頭的搞笑與癲狂的內涵表達，在衆多觀衆的心中建立起了無法磨滅的“星”派印象，並掀起了一股“惡搞哲學”的熱潮。看完這部電影的觀衆在捧腹大笑之後都大呼過癮，而電影中的很多臺詞更被人們奉爲經典，以至於在很多其他影視作品中都出現過類似的臺詞。那麼今天我們就來重溫一下經典吧！

1. 你想要啊？你想要就說吧，你不說我怎麼知道你想要呢？
You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent?

2. 你又在嚇我。
You scare me again.

3. 莫非是一家黑店？
Is this a slaughter house?

4. 長夜漫漫，無心睡眠。
It's a long night, no mood to sleep.

5. 如果不能跟我喜歡的人在一起，就算讓我做玉皇大帝我也不會開心。
If I can't be with the one who I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.

6. 要不要我把心掏出來給你看看啊？
Should I show you my heart?

7. 可惜快樂永遠都是短暫的，換來的只是無窮無盡的痛苦和長嘆。
But happiness is always a flash of time. We only have endless pain.

8. 有一天當你發覺你愛上一個讓你討厭的人，這段感情纔是最要命的。
When you discover that you've fallen in love with someone you hate, this affair is really hurting you.

9. 可我怎會愛上一個我討厭的人呢？請你給我一個理由好不好？拜託！
But how can I fall in love with someone I hate? Please give me a reason, please!

10. 愛一個人需要理由嗎？不需要嗎？需要嗎？
We don't need any reason to love a person. Don't we? Do we?

11. 你有多少兄弟姐妹？你父母尚在嗎？你說句話啊！我只是想在臨死之前多交一個朋友而已。
How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents alive? Speak up! I just want to make a new friend when I'm going to die.

12. 所以說做妖就像做人一樣，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心，就不再是妖，是人妖。
Being a devil is the same as being a human. We should be kind. If we are kind, we are not a devil, we are a hybrid.

13. 愛一個人是痛苦的。
Love means pain.

14 這樣的話只是得到我的肉體，並不能得到我的靈魂。
You can just get my body instead of my spirit.

15 曾經有一段真摯的愛情擺在我的面前，我卻沒有珍惜，直到失去才追悔莫及。人世間最大的痛苦莫過於此。如果上天再給我一次機會的話，我一定會對那女孩說三個字：我愛你。如果非要在這段愛情前加個期限的話，我希望是一萬年。
I have had my best love before, but I didn't treasure her. When I lost her, I fell regretful. It is the most painful matter in this world. If God can give me another chance, I will say 3 words to her--I love you. If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.